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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive Thanks for the comment! I got 13th of all time by using this method.
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Person: President of usa we have found a new virus!!!
president: okay thats bad, try finding all synthoms on it! we need a show about new viruses! but have you found out a name for it?
person: no
person2: i can make up a name! what about dick?
president: ALL RIGHT!
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Don't go super aggressive with your virus, I thought that if I made it incredibly resistant and infectious (giving it rodents, waterborne, airborne, insect, sneezing, . . . etc.) while maintaing low lethality would spread too quickly for other nations to react . . . I was wrong . . .
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The badges are annoying because you have to win in relaxed, or beat it in realistic in less than 100 days, but if you win but take 100 days + then you dont get any badge!
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one time, Madagascar got infected while its shipyards were closed (what? how is that possible?) unfortunately, when i was down to about 500,000 healthy people left, the vaccine succeeded. isn't that annoying? grr...
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the best way to complete the game is to start on madagaskar and follow nautos instructions, i started in cuba and they got pwned to fast..
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the whole world is ain a state of panic, people lay dead in the streets, governments are dead, im the only news caster left, and madagascar is just sitting there...
MADAGASCAR: meh let them deal with it...
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President of Madagascar:Oh no i sneezed aarrrhhhggghhh close down the docks shut down everything burn dead bodies arrrrghhh!!!
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president of cuba yes sir someone just sneezed OH **** no shut down everything bur bodieess hand out water and kill all the infected THE END OF THE WORLD those where ther last words of the dumbest person on earth.
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Person: Excuse me Mr President of Peru but a Single person in Brazil has the Sniffles.
President of Peru: Well Since there are no seaports or airports in Peru the only thing we need to activate are our Force Fields Keeping out all people,animals, air, and water.
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dont + akguy he just wants to get up on top picked so he copies people , he thinks he is smart so he changes the begiining to make it look like he is not
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I think that at least President Madigascar is smart... although.
Messenger: President Madigascar, someone sneezed in Brazil!
President Madigascar: SHUT.
DOWN.
EVERYTHING.