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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive. Thanks for the comment! Thanks for the comment! Thanks for the comment!
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I started in Madagascar, then after half an hour playing they finally sent out a boat. With my parasite being not detectable at all, the Greenlanders and Aussies still managed to close their freaking borders, airports and ports....
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or
Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing
(unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no
transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to
get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its
shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances
AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy
tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea,
pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep
this comment alive. Thanks for the comment! Thanks for the comment! Thanks for the comment!
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i want to know why mad closes down its always when the only ship that goes to it is about to reach it? and would it realy matter if mad had the only pop on earth? nooo
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I took a vacation to madacascar once, and before i played this game, i loved it. Now i want to kill it. DIE MADACASCAR!
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... okay the comment everyone's keeping alive, shouldnt be kept alive, hasnt worked for me once, doing the exact opposite won the game for me immediately.
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The comment that everyone keeps spreading about how to beat this game doesn't always work. In fact, it hasn't worked for me a single time.
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive. Thanks for the comment! Thanks for the comment! Thanks for the comment!
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Anyone infected with TeeHee, my disease, should sign the consent for euthanazia. Everything + all resistances.
They're in so much F****** pain.
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive. Thanks for the comment! Thanks for the comment! Thanks for the comment!
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive. Thanks for the comment! Thanks for the comment! Thanks for the comment!
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Hey Greenland its me the new disease, EVERYBODY in your country is infected would you like to do ANYTHING about it? Water? kill some rats? No? okay I'll let you all die in peace
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Anyone who has Steven Colberitus (my diesease) is F***ED Blindness, Heart Failure,Hypotonia, Hemorrhaging, Dementia and Nausea now imagine all those at the same time and you still havent died yet
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive. Thanks for the comment! Thanks for the comment!
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Luck based missions and lack of any real strategies are bad design. Even if you follow instructions precisely, only one in 40 attempts with perfect conditions will result in 100% completion. This game is horribly flawed to the point where it is mocked by most gamers. The only reason this gets plays is because it is so awful and random that it has become memetic, so congratulations to the developer: You made a game so shitty that people pay attention to you.
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive. Thanks for the comment! Thanks for the comment!