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in 4 mints candya flooded India \was hurricanes Africa had a earth quake and then Madagascar shut down port cuz envromental disasters are contaigius
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i dont understand how a country shuts down shipyards,airports,and closes borders but still manages to get bottled water for everyone AFTER that.
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"President Madagascar?"
*Yes?*
"There's been reports of a non-threatening disease forming in Cuba"
*Yes... and..?*
"Well sir, your ex-wife and mother-in-law seem to have become infected while holidaying there and..."
*Aide?*
"Yes sir?"
*Close the ports. Now.*
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President of Madagascar: Any news? Adviser: Yes, for some reason we've managed to detect a symptomless disease on the other side of the planet. President of Madagascar: And you've waited till now to tell me??? THE WORLD IS ENDING!!! Shut down everything NOW, borders, shipyards, schools, hospitals, close everything we're under martial law! Adviser: Don't you think you're overreacting slightly? President of Madagascar: NEVER!
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I'd barely call this a strategy game, since luck plays a bigger part than strategy, especially when attempting to infect Madagascar. Still it's fun.
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Nooooo, i started in madagascar but some (god dammit argentina) refused to get infected although 2 bordering counter were over 50% infected and all had transit on
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Man 1 : What do we know about this virus?
Man 2 : Everything.
Man 1 : What are the effects of this virus.
Man 2 : Absolutely and entirely nothing.
Man 1 : My..God! Shut down EVERYTHING. Nothing can get in or get out!
Man 2 : Yes sir!
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I actually got a START in Madagascar... took it over a month to spread out of the country... by then the entire country was infected... then North Africa freaks out and closes everything... couldn't get it.... Ticking me off!
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wow..In Madagascar:
Dude:HELP THERE'S A VIRUS THAT DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YES I SAID NOTHING!AND IT'S SPREADING!!
Prez:OMG! QUICKLY CLOSE US OFF FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!
seriously?SERIOUSLY?
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i started in west europe... i had 1 infected... a plane left... i had 0 infected... a message said no one with ur disease was left on earth u lose..
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FREAKING ARGENTINA! Out of every place in the world, ARGENTINA decides to be smart... Not Madagascar, not new zealand, freaking argentina...
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YESSS I WON THE GAME! but wait, there's still a boat floating around in the seas pointlessly, NOOOOOOO!#%$@!@# (but seriously, if all the countries close their shipyards and theres still boats floating in the seas, they'll travel around randomly. on the contrary, i saw a boat going into a closed shipyard. strange world... :/)
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So… I started in Madagascar, and I've got 18mil+ people infected but 17 days have passed and I have yet to infect any other countries lol… apparently people occasionally enter Madagascar, but noone ever leaves.
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every region infected but brazil and south africa, Drug res. IV, still working vaccine, i just eliminate all infected people, and the GAME OVER screen comes 0.0
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Wayyyy, all of Madagascar died from lethal and horrific hemorrhaging, that'll teach 'em for being so bloody protective