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I turned off all the symptoms and jacked up infectivity, and somehow everything turned upside down- greenland closed borders, and madagascar waited until martial law in the US was declared before closing borders!!
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the government in Greenland are DUMB they wait til everyone in sick 3 months later they are like start handing out mask closed airports! -_-
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Imagine how happy I was when I read "Vaccine was released too soon, it didn't prevent the spread of your disease, instead, it mutated your disease, making it immune to all future vaccines." I never yelled halleluiah so loud in my life.
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Theme from House M.D. came up in pandora rotation the moment Madagascar closed down...... Now we know what really happened
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Funny how even when Greenland's population almost completely gets wiped out, the government is still doing nothing (except failing to realize that THERE IS NO PEOPLE TO GOVERN!)
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its funny watching a boat just sailing around because everything is closed then watching it die in the middle of the ocean saying WHY GOD WHY!!!
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Okey, managed to infect the world, they take forever to die though and I don't get enough points to pump into things that kill em
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My Friend Tricked Me And Said Pressing Ctrl W Will Result In Unlocking All The Diseases. And That Time I Was In Madagascar
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Random Scientist: Sir when are we going to complete the Uninstall virus vaccine? Random Doctor: We will complete it in infinity we can't uninstall the virus. BREAKING NEWS: You can't uninstall the Uninstall virus.
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What none of you realise is the purpose of this game is to show Madagascar as a safe haven... so when the time comes you'll all flee there... and take the disease with you.