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It tells me that my disease wiped humanity off the face of the Earth, however I think my disease neglected to horrificly kill the people in the boat which was constantly making a course, trying to get to different places but having to keep going because all of the shipyards were closed.
And even though India had 500 people left when China had 450, India died out first and China, for a brief second, were the rulers of the world. Not that it actually mattered to anybody, because everyone in the world was dead or dying.
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At first it was 198 days to complete cure, then it sprang up to 3,000!!! lolz, it suddenly got deadly, now they can't make a cure and it says: infinity days to completion
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Madagascar has shut down shipyards to prevent possible infections.
Me:Fuuuuuuuuuuu--
Disease arrives in Madagascar.
Me:WIN!
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hmmm, in 7 days, i infected 1.5 billion people... *president madagascar shuts down everything* DAMN YOU PRESIDENT MADAGASCAR! (true story)
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in Russia sir someone in Australia is coughing presdint what?! shutdown everything!!! if we don't we'll be dead ahh!!!!
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WE MUST SHUTDOWN THE COUNTRY BARRICADE YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE SURE TO NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE GROW CROBS IN YOUR OWN GARDEN AND MAKE SURE TO NEVER TOUCH SOMEBODY THERE IS A DEADLY VIRUS THAT WORKS THE SAME AS GLOBAL WARMING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! BUT ONCE YOU GET INFECTED!! YOU NEED TO BURN YOURSELF ITS DANGEROUS!!! By : President of Madagascar Thank you for your patience
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If you just want to finish the game without getting the assain badge just simply use a low visiblity and lethal virus and infect every country then buy the very lethal symptoms if the world government strarts makking a vaccine just constanly change your virus's format this will when the vaccine is created and used cause your virus to mutate then the world ends=)
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pulmonary edema is 1 of the best symptoms, alone it offers no or litttle visibility and lethality and infection is great
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When a deadly pandemic occurs- if only i could go to madagascar but theyve already closed all entrances! were all dead.
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Characters: Ship Captain, Sailor. Captain: What do you mean we can't get into port? Sailor: well captain apparently the entire world is devoid of life except for our ship, but we dont count. Captain: F*ck, wait i think Greenlands ports are still open. Sailor: And? Greenland is devoid of life, they just died fast enough that Greenlands President didnt give a sh*t anymore... Captain: So? Wait... Nevermind i see where your comeing from. We have to repopulate the world! Sailor: Not at all!!!! How would that even happen we're both men anyways...
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lol i named my disease bieber fever, it started in canada, and i have no visible symptoms. this is no game. this is REALITY!!
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I left the game running, My disease was gone, but the whole of brazil just.. Died! None infected. None dead. Infact most countries are dead. I wonder if 2012 is happening?
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"madagascar closes schools to prevent children from gettin infected" will that honestly help if everyone in said place is infected (literaly)
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I think this wuld b a good time to call chuck norris :) he solves everything
Disease spotted on chuck norris's fist
like this :)
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pfffffffffft no wonder greenland was the first to fall, they shut down the hospital but left the airport and ship yard open,dumbos.
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One of the best games I ever played. Parasite is the best so you can infest every country before they shut down everything. First make it powerful, then buy all transmissions. Once all is red, make them die, grab a can and be happy.
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The Blue Sky virus... made everyone's kidneys explode... followed by sweating buckets of infected blood. And as the last man and woman (in North Africa, I find this to be an oddly fascinating outcome...) reach out to each other, other knowing the end is near... The final form of the virus emerges. And they vomit in each others face. And die.
MAN I LOVE THIS GAME!