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After reading Life as we knew it, the dead and the gone, and this world we live in, i feel pity for the few surviving people that are left after the devastation caused by my disease... but i still laugh insanely as everyone dies
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WOW! it started in Madagascar, and infected and killed every region EXCEPT for Japan..... thanks..... almost had it too
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Person: Mr.President the entire country has been infected and everyone is dead, what should we do? President Obama: This sounds like a plan for Health Care!!!!!
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I infected all countries and while im killing everyone theres a ship that keeps going up and down the atlantic cuz all ports are closed.It kept doing this the whole game.
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President of madagascar during the end of the world: "YAWN Nothin to do except from waiting for this to stop." Informant "The virus is here! The end of earth." President: "Whatever."
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omfg! like SEVEN freaking planes ALL landed in australia at once!!! I wouldnt be surprised if all of them just crashed! LOL!
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This game is so unrealistic... here are the reasons
1.Only 24 hospitals?One for each state????
2.When you exterminate everyone in a state,sometimes it says hospitals are open schools are open etc.
3.How the hell does closed borders keep out insects?????? the world may never know
4.How one country can isolate themselfs from the rest of the world in less than 2 days...
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*clicks on the world screen*
"people alive: 1"
"people dead: all the rest"
"forsaken countries: all"
*back to the map*
?
oh wait! theres a boat in the middle of the atlantic ocean sailing around with no port to go to...
FML
*shoots himself in the face*
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Sailor: Crap! All the ports are closed! Captain: Well our home country would let us back in! After 2 hours, Ok... so they won't... Many days later...What kind of boat is this? We have been zooming around the Atlantic Ocean for like forever... I wonder what 's happening in Greenland... The People of Greenland: Argg...Blarg...Help me... Arrggg.... We need a vaccine...yet no more hospitals...
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I have spent the past 3 hours staring at little blue dots passing by Madagascar, whispering to myself, "please pull into port, please pull into port, please...."