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I always wondered what would happen if i called someone in Madagascar and told them i sneezed... Now I know... SHUT! ALL! THE! THINGS!!!!
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Ultimate Relaxation Badge ( hard ~ 30 points )You acquired this badge on Jan. 01, 2012. I GOT IT ON NEW YEARS DAY LOL
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I wonder if Madagascar ever laughs at the rest of the world, when the whole world is dying while Madagascar just sits there, doing nothing.
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I don't care i didn't get the badge, but I enjoyed watching people in Madagascar die....
Does that make me a bad person ?
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madagascar is apparently the country of the chosen people. they will go on to fix the worlds mistakes. Make peace with extra terestrial beings. become a galactic super power and witness the second coming of jesus, nuke hell and live for all eternity!!
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It happened again.
All I had was:
Highest Heat and Moisture Resistance. Airborne and Waterborne. No Symptoms. Oh, this is a parasite.
No Symptoms. Only Heat and Moisture resistance. Air and Waterborne.
And still world governments shut everything down.
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We need an answer. We being the players. How can a disease with absolutley NO symptoms be spotted by the world's governments? No Fever. No Sneezing.
Nothing.
The Perfect Ninja/Stealth/Ghost disease. It sits in a person's body and manifests no signs of its presence.
So why does a government Shut Down ports if people with said disease don't show any signs of anything ever?!
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**** This game is NOT Realistic on the Realistic mode.
I had No Symptoms. NONE. How do they know people are getting sick when NO ONE IS SHOWING SIGNS OF INFECTION?!
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New Disease: A virus. I sold ALL SYMPTOMS. ALL. No VISIBILITY! I sold Sneezing. So if there is no visiblity, why do they shut down everything?!
THEY CAN'T SEE THE FRAKIN THING! The Disease HAS NO SYPMTOMS. now they're shutting down airports and water ports and starting a vaccine.
Realistic is NOT REALISITIC!
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I know what did it. I had one symptom. One. Fever. Lowest visibility possible. and all of a sudden, BAM! everything gets closed down.....
Overreaction much? Dear Lord. Realistic is it? If that's the case, then the COMMON COLD should have countries in the Real World closing down everything! and the COMMON COLD has more symptoms than just a Fever!
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I have Madagascar being the only infected country, entirely infected, 0 dead. A ticking timebomb ready to go off at any moment.
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President of madagascar:look at all those other countries with their people dead. But we are still living! Vice president:sir, a person has sneezed in madagascar. President:OH SHIT. SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING! Vice president:but sir... President: EVERYTHING!
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Why the blazes do people panic over such a harmless virus that does... absolutely nothing? It's like all newspaper headlines saying "WARNING, IF YOU WEAR TOO LITTLE CLOTHES, YOU MAY GET A COLD!".
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-Ehm, sir? Sir? Mister President?
-Yes, citizen of Madaskar, what do you want?
-We've found a disease.
-What kind of disease?
-Well... It's not dangerous, has no symptoms and really does no harm whatsoever.
-... Well, HOLY. SWEET. HELL! Why didn't anyone tell me?
-That's because it's not visible, Sir. We had to use our black magic skillz.
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive!
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i looked at the game guide, and guess what? the first country to get the isease was madagascar. And i was like you are one cheating b****!
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If you start in madagascar, you cheated, if you infected madagascar, you cheated, if madagascar closes its borders and shipyard in the first day, your playing on easy mode.