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what to do when there is about to be an apocalypse caused by a virus
1. call an exterminator pronto!
2. don't breathe
3. don't drink anything
4. stock up on cans of raid
if you do these things you will be fine
this has been a public service announcement by the government of the world.
now back to spongebob
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giving this one star simply because there are almost 20 million people in your madagascar with no airport and seemingly no boats either as i have tried several times following others guides with 0 infected in madagascar.
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IMPORTANT NOTICE!
Bieber Fever:
Symptoms include dementia, sores, and pulmonary edema.
Around 4.4 billion people infected, another 550 million dead.
All known countries have experienced many extreme cases and further deaths are expected.
If you are one of the approximate 1.3 people left alive and uninfected... the fan girls are coming to get you.
That is all.
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Why do they shut down hospitals? It seems like the end of the human race is the exact time you would want to go to a hospital.
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I just got the badge. How many of you hate me? (Hint: Typing in "Crazy Monkey" as your disease makes you start in Madagascar)
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alright all countries are infected except madagascar i might be able to do this
*Madagscar closes its ports*
FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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madagascar wont get infected , restart until you get madagasar , finally get it no other country AT ALL will be infected exept a few wtf
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The Story Of The Gay Disease
Scientist: Finally, I have made a disease! -Cough- No! I got the disease!
The Next day
Scientist: Hey boys!
People: Wtf?
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i think this is a good game for kids cause they learn mutch of it like u can die of drug and the only safe place on the earth when visrus atacks is madagascar
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I can understand why it is so difficult to infect the entire globe, and to be fair the realistic mode badge is, after all, labelled "impossible." Yet, after many varied attempts, the medium badge is still also pretty impossible. Whatever logic governs the game itself is more mysterious than anything known to modern scientists, and yet we are expected to wait around long game after long game to try and figure it out. This is a great concept, and I hope this is just the beta. Look forward to your revised new edition!
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I found a weird glitch, i am not sure if it is one, but when i opened a second page and read my eamils and went away for a little while and came back, the whole world was infected and no country was closing anything.........
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HAHAHA, Chuck Norris has roundhose kicked 6.5 billion people, including that pesky little boat that always is stuck in the ocean.
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Well it has taken me a few tries but i finally was started out in Madagascar, but god hates me i guess.............just when i was about to completely wipe out humanity, power went out.