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Started in Madagascar with sneezing. Seemed like the best luck possible. Now everyone's infected... except Japan. Seriously?
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DO THE WHOLE OF MADAGASCAR HAVE OCD?!?!?!?! "Excuse prime minister of Madagascar, you seem to have dropped you mars bar on the floor"......"OMG!!!! CLOSE THE BORDERS!!! CALL EXTERMINATORS!!! WE HAVE AN EPIDEMIC!!!"..............DA F£$K????
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Person: Madagascar has no hospital what we do Preisdent of madagascar: who cares we have lots of medical supplies Person: We just have Recola and Tums
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Japanese scientist: I dunno, all the people in the world are healthy but somewhy all the map gone red except for our country. Japanese emperor: CLOSE EVERYTHING, KAMI DAMN IT!
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While using Nauto98001's strategy, I see a little ship going to madagascar. I cross my fingers. DISEASE ARRIVES IN MADAGASCAR And I'm like, YES! Very helpful strategy
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1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive. dude this rlly works thanks
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Oh my god, I'm downloading SimCity 4 to make a city just like Madagascar and I fill it with airports, schools and docks. God dammit.
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SCIENTIST: "Sir, there is a new disease that has infected every other country in the world! What should we do?"
PRESIDENT OF MADAGASCAR: "Shut down the port! SHUT IT DOWN!"
SCIENTIST: "Sir, there is one ship heading this way, should we let it dock?"
PRESIDENT OF MADAGASCAR: "Hmmm.... Well, just this last one. I mean, it did travel all the way from Greenland..."
Famous Last Words
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Ok. 243 days. Only country standing is West Europe. Have bought the top two tiers of the disease abilities and everything else but heart failure and kidney failure. Every other country was wiped out by day 80. WHAT IS GOING ON ?
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1. Parasite 2. Start at Brazil 3. sell all symptoms and buy sneezing 4. wait until 4 countries are not infected 5. buy 1-1-1-1 resistances 6. sell sneezing 7. wait until all countries are infected 8. buy 4-4-4-4 resistances 9. try to buy tier 1,2,3 no 4 10. buy symptoms 11. wait 12. win
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Hey I think the black plague has been playing this game. The only report of an anti biotic resistant strain was in Madagascar in 1995.
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*starts off in Madagascar* holy sh** I won the game! *60 days later the United States closes borders,airports,and shipyards while not infected* ....did the president of Madagascar become the president of the U.S.? that sly basterd....
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heres what i do when they try to develop a vaccine: alright,they have found the parasite already,get all of the transmissions and infect all of the connected areas that it originated in.
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heres something i dont understand about money: ''oh,we have to raise enough money to save the earth from total destruction''
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why when there are absolutely nothing dangerous in a country,for example if i havent infected australia at all,but still how are EVERY SINGLE PERSON ALIVE in australia healthy at all times???? what happened to the people who have not been eating healthy food at all? how are they healthy???
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Random Guy: Mr. President a guy just coughed. Madagascar: Shut Down Everything! Random Guy: Umm are you su- Madagascar: EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Our country as well as another has managed to have no cases of infection while many other countries have been dying off. As we have no clear risk, schools shall remain open...
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last reigion alive ( besides Madagascar) 1 person left alive, mankind has been able to survive your infection. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-