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in Russia sir someone in Australia is coughing presdint what?! shutdown everything!!! if we don't we'll be dead ahh!!!!
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WE MUST SHUTDOWN THE COUNTRY BARRICADE YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE SURE TO NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE GROW CROBS IN YOUR OWN GARDEN AND MAKE SURE TO NEVER TOUCH SOMEBODY THERE IS A DEADLY VIRUS THAT WORKS THE SAME AS GLOBAL WARMING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! BUT ONCE YOU GET INFECTED!! YOU NEED TO BURN YOURSELF ITS DANGEROUS!!! By : President of Madagascar Thank you for your patience
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If you just want to finish the game without getting the assain badge just simply use a low visiblity and lethal virus and infect every country then buy the very lethal symptoms if the world government strarts makking a vaccine just constanly change your virus's format this will when the vaccine is created and used cause your virus to mutate then the world ends=)
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pulmonary edema is 1 of the best symptoms, alone it offers no or litttle visibility and lethality and infection is great
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When a deadly pandemic occurs- if only i could go to madagascar but theyve already closed all entrances! were all dead.
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Characters: Ship Captain, Sailor. Captain: What do you mean we can't get into port? Sailor: well captain apparently the entire world is devoid of life except for our ship, but we dont count. Captain: F*ck, wait i think Greenlands ports are still open. Sailor: And? Greenland is devoid of life, they just died fast enough that Greenlands President didnt give a sh*t anymore... Captain: So? Wait... Nevermind i see where your comeing from. We have to repopulate the world! Sailor: Not at all!!!! How would that even happen we're both men anyways...
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lol i named my disease bieber fever, it started in canada, and i have no visible symptoms. this is no game. this is REALITY!!
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I left the game running, My disease was gone, but the whole of brazil just.. Died! None infected. None dead. Infact most countries are dead. I wonder if 2012 is happening?
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"madagascar closes schools to prevent children from gettin infected" will that honestly help if everyone in said place is infected (literaly)
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I think this wuld b a good time to call chuck norris :) he solves everything
Disease spotted on chuck norris's fist
like this :)
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pfffffffffft no wonder greenland was the first to fall, they shut down the hospital but left the airport and ship yard open,dumbos.
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One of the best games I ever played. Parasite is the best so you can infest every country before they shut down everything. First make it powerful, then buy all transmissions. Once all is red, make them die, grab a can and be happy.
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The Blue Sky virus... made everyone's kidneys explode... followed by sweating buckets of infected blood. And as the last man and woman (in North Africa, I find this to be an oddly fascinating outcome...) reach out to each other, other knowing the end is near... The final form of the virus emerges. And they vomit in each others face. And die.
MAN I LOVE THIS GAME!
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reporter:"there has been some talk of a new super virus that is ravaging the world, for more information visit our website." President of madagascar:" OMFG,DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? NO YOU DONT!!! THIS MEANS !@#$%^$ SPONGEBOB IS GOING TO BE !@#$%$# CANCELED!!!!!! !@#######$
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onankiller they just have a dock and they surely have closed it when the virus have spread to a big country having at least 5 buildings.
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nauto it didnt work when the virus spread (i did the steps u recommended) the world greenland shut down everything without being infected (sad thing because i had the luck to be in madagascar in the beginning and spreading the virus to china in few days.)
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For a good start on relaxed world domination try this- Start with a virus, make sure it causes fever and either, coughing sneezing or vomiting (vomiting is most risky but faster, but if it goes on it can make people close borders anyways). Buy all the waterborne airborne rodents and insect bonuses then shut off everything but Fever after you buy the distribution bonuses. This keeps your virus low key and still spreading. Wait a while to build up points and spread. It's good to buy drug resistance during this time, but make sure you upgrade to tier 3 and shut off everything but Fever. Keep checking the world screen, when all locations are infected, buy hemorrhaging. Make sure you head off the vaccine by buying full drug resistance at some point.
Then watch the world turn red.
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The vaccine has worked as well as the humans hoped! You are basically hosed! Even though you improved your drug resistance WHILE the vaccine was being distributed, which should logically make the vaccine worthless because it's targeting a lesser version of the disease. Oh well, time to restart again.
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Well I'm waiting for everyone to die, their vaccine managed to save 45 people in China. I think that counts as human extinction unless they are all farmers. But I bet the game isn't going to see it that way. Oh well...