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used a tactic i saw in the comments and it works pretty well, ended up getting every country except for madagascar, i know where im going in case of mass disease
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In my last game I managed to kill off everyone EXCEPT Peru. So I made a new virus called "F@#K YOU PERU" and, of course, it started in Peru.
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It's really funny to see one ship going in circles because every single port was closed before it could make it back to one
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I got toward the end, killed everyone except japan, realized i hadn't bought diarrhea and got it anyway even though i didn't need it, because uncontrollable shitting makes everything that much worse
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its funny because when i almost had the whole world an madagascar was the only country to be infected i nervouly waited but then... madagascar closes down
i was pissed but later i came back started a new game and guess what country i spawn
Magascar
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OMG new virus just hit U.S.A. and its called Bieber Fever!!!!!!!!!!!
Madagascar: Close everything! Justin Bieber is coming!
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Reporter: The Bieber Fever originated from Canada, since then, it has spread to billions across the world. Symptoms include, confusion, nausea, tumors & eventually death. Madagascar has been saved by the disease, thanks to a shortage of boats.
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President of Madagascars assosiate: Sir, it has come to my attention that someone in London just scratched their head. We believe that an epidemic of head lice may consume the world, killing everyone.
President Of Madagascar: CLOSE IT ALL DOWN!!!
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They should make a Pandemic 3, with short clips of people w/ ur disease. Like a vomiting demented peson with diharrea. Um, nevermind.
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person:President madagascar! A man on the otherside of the Earth just sneezed!
President madagasccar:OMGOMGOMG! SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING AND I MEAN EVERYTHING!
person:ummmmmmm don't you think that that is a little bit-
PM:I SAID EVERTHING GODDAMMIT
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* Be a virus
* Sell your only symptom.
* Wait awhile until you have accumulated about 60 evolution points, then buy as many
resistances as possible. You do not need drug resistance.
* If you have the trait "Durable", do not buy the resistance level 2 for whatever one
you have. If you do, the disease will spread out of control in your country and all
the ports and airports will be shut down.
* Hope that Madagascar gets infected.
* Once the disease has infected the entire world you can buy the rest of the resistances.
* The world will be so overwhelmed that all the hospitals shut down and the vaccine will
never be made within 2,000 days.
* Use your own cocktail of symptoms to kill the world (for example, sneezing depressed
blind people).
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Everytime I get Madagascar, Somewhere else like Cuba or Greenland seals itself off from the world. FML. Ill never have The President Madagascar Badge.
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No signs of life in Greenland... Yet there airports and Shipyards are open! (plus an unmanned ship cruising the waters! XD)
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Finally got the impossible badge. Took about 30 tries, and I was so close 2 other times, but I clicked the back button on one and on the other, got 99 days but didn't get the badge because of a glitch or something Q_Q
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A wave of coughing hits the world. When it's over, Greenland find out they'll isolate themselves... But what's this? There's one infected man there!!!1!!11!
Now... LETS SPREAD THIS $HIT!