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Radio Operator: Mr. President, I recently intercepted a sneeze on an international phone call from Mexico to North Africa.
President of Madagascar: OH MY GOD!! PUT ME IN AN IMMEDIATE EMERGENCY THREE-WAY CALL WITH JAPAN AND GREENLAND!!!
Radio Operator: Yes sir, right away sir.
BRING BRING BRIIIIIIING
President of Greenland: 'Sup
Emperor of Japan: Konichiwa
President of Madagascar: DEFCON INFINITY!!! SHUT DOWN ALL INTERNATIONAL TRANSPORTATION RIGHT NOW!!!
President of Greenland: Dude, chill. Don't blow a vein.
President of Madagascar: I HAVE CONCRETE EVIDENCE OF A GLOBAL EPIDEMIC THAT CAUSES PERIODIC SNEEZING!!! DO YOU WANT SNEEZING GREENLANDERS?!?!
Emperor of Japan: Maybe we should do what he says. He says he has concrete evidence. "I'm" going do it. Do you want to risk the lives of all your people.
President of Greenland: All right, fine, Ill do it. Now let me watch my spongebob tapes
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FINALLY! It only took me 12 tries, but I finally beat it. In the top 10 for the day too! :D
8. Rage Virus 176308 August 29, 2010
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why does the population of a country stop increasing after your disease infects it? its not like theres a "sex" transmission or anything..
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Canada: Present day
Journalist: Mr. President! Mr. President!
President: Yes?
Journalist: Sir, over 50 thousand people in your country are infected with a unknnown virus.what are you going to do about it?
Mr. President: Do about it? I DONT CARE. I DONT CARE IF IT WAS OVER 1,000,000 PEOPLE INFECTED. GO AWAY.
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I love this game. Clearly Madagascar is the safest place to live in. Unless the disease starts there. It would be nice if there where more maps, and a 'invisible' evolution. But why don't migrating birds and such spread the disease. Congrats!
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@Creedwhodoes
The reason that happens is because even if your disease isn't visible when a person is dying, when the person dies the doctors usually figure out that disease caused the person's death.
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This is a morbid game... anyone who has read Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six would especially know what I mean by that. Man, it's so addicting!
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I always get all countries infected before thirty days, yet when i have rougly 3/4 of the world infected a vacciene if developed and stops my disese from spreading. i have come so incredibly close to the impossible badge this way.
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get parasite and focus on stealh and non lethality this is boring but with enough points u can get full drug resistance so then u get whicher symtoms u like cause ur virus cant be stopped and then kill to hearts content.
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WOOT! Thx a lot for the tip nauto. But Madagascar has a strange habit of destroying any ships that come into its borders...
...until a ship illegally went into its port a few secs after it closed. :P
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Really now?
I got to day 3 and they are shutting everything down...
I can't infect Madagascar in the relaxed mode.
Madagascar sucks... Well, at least in this game.
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how cool would it be if you had a disease named after you and that disease killed the entire human race!!! (wait that wouldnt be cool....that would be horrible! :S)
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I love how last time I played I got madagascar then south america last and started in mad this time and got them first lol
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"Government of Madagascar shuts down shipyards due to prevent infection."
"Disease spreads to Madagascar"
HELL YES, suck on that one Madagascar.
But... I had 62 million left alive at the 100 day mark. Sad panda ;_;
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the governments of the world have started developing a vaccine, yh ok... dont care.
the governments of the world have develeloped their vaccinces, damn, c'mon humanity; die already
the vaccine is not working as intended, HAHAHAHAHA apparently: I BEAT YOU
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President of Madagascar come quick! What is it? THIS DOG HAS RINGWORM IN CUBA. OH SHI- CLOSE THE BORDERS CLOSE THE DOCKS GOD HELP US IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
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3/5, would be a good game, but doing well at all requires way too much luck *regardless of strategy*, completely destroying any balance or strategic interest the game might have had. In about an hour I went from thinking I'd never be able to get the hard/imp badges to having both plus a top 20 finish on the all time list (on a relaxed game). So... yeah.
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I've got madagascar starting position twice. Neither time did the virus leave the border without borders being shut down.