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How does selling symptoms work anyway? "Oh my God! Oh my God! He's hemhorraging! Someone help us! Wait, what's that you say? He just stopped? Oh, OK, never mind then."
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Person: Mr President we found a new virus!
Mr President: What is it?!
Person: Scientists call it nothing!
Mr President: F@#*! Close everything! Kill people and kill rodents! *Mr President talks to his country* People, there is a new virus!
People of country: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Mr President: We call it nothing.
Peoople of country: Phew!
Mr President: We will now kill you all!
People of country: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! S@#* WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!
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President Bush: Really? There's a virus that's inside every human being that doesn't hurt us?
Person: Yes, it's called E coli.
President Bush: Oh God, shut everything down! Shut it all down now!
Person: Um, Mr. President, E coli doesn't hurt humans.
President Bush: It doesn't matter! Shut it all down!
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I love insanity: crazy guy's who aren't rotting: almost zombie invasion, it's a sin that the american president won't nuke madagascar in him insane rage!
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HAHA person:President World i have horrible news.....PW:Break it to me straight what is it? Person:Mr World they approximate amount of days to produce a cure will be...Lets see carry the 1..It doesn't look good it will take approximately infinity days to complete...PW:OH MY !@$#ING GOD!
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i have acheved the impossible, and its not the badge, the first ever country i killed was............
MADAGASCAR!!!!! YAY!!!!
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All except Madagasgar was infected, like usual, and the US had about 250 infected. Immideitly, America shuts down everything before everyone else. WTF?
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so stupid, that after it infects 2 countries no matter how closely i follow the best strategy japan, madagascar, and greenland all shut everything down
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Is it bad that the diseases "Cancer", "Swin Flu", and "Black Plague" do nothing, but when I name my disease "Justin Bieber", I end up killing everybody?
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I wonder what the world would be like after the entire population is killed and world is barren... expect for madagascar. The world is going to be overrun with talking lemurs.
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Scientist- Mr. President of Madagascar...
PM- Yes???
Scientist- There is a new virus that has infected Canada.
PM- WHAT!?!?!??!??! HIDE YO KIDZ, HIDE YO WIFES, AND LOCK THE COUNTRY FROM INVASION!!!! Get me a sandwich while your at it. :P
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How many people have to make a role playing senario of Madagascar? There's already 2 in the top comments, they're just spam at this point..
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Man: Ah, Mr president of madagascar sir, i have some news from yo-
PM: SHUT IT DOWN, STOP THE DOCKS STOP THE BOATS STOP EVERYTHING GI-
Man: but sir I havent even said anything yet
PM: VE OUT GASMASKS MAKE MARSHAL LAW HAVE CURFEWS LOCK AWAY YOUR KIDS KILL-
Man: It's just your wife sir, shes bought you a puppy
PM: THE RATS KILL THAT PUPPY KILL EVERYTHING ARGHHHHH.
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finally, 86 days and 161500 score
did it without sneezing and with airborne, madagskar was infected just after closing shipyard))
yeah, first tryed to get this badge about 100 days ago)
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Tyhe vaccine just finished on me as soon as the hospitals shut down. That is a bummer. THEY HAVE THE CURE, THEY JUST CANT GET IT OUT OF THE DAMN HOSPITALS!
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ha-ha sell all the symptoms and enfect the world and even the paranoid madagascar guy wont know untill its too late, upgade as much as you can when they start making a vac
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wow i sold all simptoms at the start and am now infecting 14643 ppl a day wow, ill infect the world and make them all sneeze!bwa-haa-haa-haa!!! if im evil give this a +
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Woohoo! After I got the impossible badge I found the hard on almost impossible and stopped playing. Until today when I got it! Nerdrage wipes out the world and ranked #47!. Can't wait for Pandemic 3!
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the first country i killed off was madagascar, it never spread, then again i did call the virus
"did u remember to flush"
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Random person: Sir, A Disease Is infecting others like Mad and Killing them! Should we Shut down our airports?President of Canada:NO! What are you dumb?