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Virus: Die President GREENLAND , Die!!! Obama: OH SH-T, BARNEY'S ON!! Assistant: Wait, what about the virus and the President GREENLAND being de-, OH SH-T , YOUR RIGHT, BARNEY'S ON!! Obama/Assistant: F--K YA!!!!!!
OBAMA DIED 3 REGIONS LATER BECAUSE HIS ASSISTANT HAD DIARRHEA IN HIS PANTS :)
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Clearly Madagascar released the virus. That's why they seal their borders quickly, so they can achieve World Domination.
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Someone played this game, and thought it would make a good movie. It is called "Infection" and in it hopefully Madagascar WILL DIE!!!!!
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WHAT?
I finished realistic mode in like 80 days, but earned no badge... I can't report an achievement as there is no way to prove it (after winning there is no place to take a screenie). RAGE!
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how it all started
Person 1: you guys hey do you know what would be funny
Person 2: what
Person 1: imagen making a super disease
Person 2: that would be so funny
Person 1: lets do it
Person 2: this is going to be great...
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Advisor to the Greenland President: Sir, excuse me, but don't you think we should start shutting things down to prevent infection?
President of Greenland: Hmmmm... I see people dying in the streets, Roger. People dying in the streets.... No, no let's just leave it as it i-OHHHH! Did you see that kid just trip? Ewwww... Some of his pus bubbles popped. Oh god, this is HILARIOUS!
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heavy metal is a parasite that nobody sees coming, your sitting there with your pop and hip hop when all of the sudden *BAM!* heavy metal hits you like a hammer and your infected, heavy metal never kills but only spreads, and soon, the world is headbanging.....this is truly pandemic 2
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I already had all the badges, but I was bored so I loaded up to play and with sneezing, coughing, sweating, dementia, and depression, people started to drop like flies, not really sure why, those symptoms aren't outright lethal lol.
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I like how Greenland keeps EVERYTHING open when the entire rest of the world is dying of every lethal disease symptom ever. Their president is like the polar opposite of the president of Madagascar.