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Not sure what the complaints are all about. Got both badges in less than 10 minutes and didn't buy a thing. Easy 15 pts if anything.
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I just hate it when those Cig. commercials come on... (I get shivers from them it feels like im tearing off my own skin)
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Aww i can not even try to play cause it says my plugins are not updated and my computer can not find the updates for them.
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"Propel yourself at full Speed! To use Afterburner, shake your device once." Yeah, that's going to work real well on my desktop system...
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This game does what it's designed to do very well: suck money out of people. It has no other purpose. Don't give these greedy, shameless devs a penny, they don't deserve it.
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Eh... this game's worth a 2 out of 5 because of the hilariously gory deaths (Bumped into a pillar, survived, got a Chandelier on my head) and easy badges... the money grubbing really kills it... play it for the badges and then don't look back...
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This game looks so good, and yet is so annoying. The gameplay is enticing, and yet, half the time I fail a jump not because my timing is off but rather because I'm unable to tell where I am in relation to the thing I'm avoiding. Also, double-jump is actually sometimes-triple-jump-except-when-you-try-to-rely-on-it, and the kred begging... bleah. 2/5.
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How many creds does it cost to change the controls to something more intuitive? Why can't up be jump and down be dodge?
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Hmm I have a hypothesis... with so many negative reviews they must be artificially inflating the star rating since it is a kreds based game... way to sell out Kongregate.
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I'm impressed with this game: it has worse wall-jumping mechanics than any other game I've played. It's seems like every time I touch a wall, the game rolls a die to decide whether I fall down, run a bit, or bounce off, regardless of what buttons I press.
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Worst damn game I played on kon sure game play is OK but Jesus I can't stand the barrels or the free fall it's like the character is glitching when moving left or right. Fix the damn game before you start grabbing for money
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Games like this live or die based on their controls. This one is awful, seems like a 5% chance to just ignore all input, hit box is ambiguous, music is repetitive and obnoxious. No effort graphics and money grabbing at every possible moment.
Bad game in every sense of the word.
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If you want money that desperately, use kick-starter. Maybe include that you are gonna make potato salad. Other than that the game has potential
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guys. the dev here isn't going to listen to all your great suggestions because him and his money grubbing team are assholes
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I'm fine with all this moneygrubbing stuff, but what concerns me is that the swinging obstacles.
It hits me without warning like jump scare, and i'm always horrified of it.
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Holy crap, I have never cringed so hard at a game. The controls sometimes just dont work, the art is horrid, the constant money grubbing. This game needs its badges taken away, I usually stick through bad games at least until I get the badges to see if they are worth while. But this one is just too terrible. The levels are super easy up until the controls just stop working. It's truly a wonder how you even have 3.9 rating average
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This seems like it was addopted from an Iphone game the way it bends your ass over backwards for money. If it didn't have badges no one would ever play this game for more then 10 minutes. Is there a zero star rating?