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randomhistory

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) my imagined coversation between pc and person who sells things pc: i need parts to make a emp shop. keep: get me some scrap. pc: you will die if i cant defend the city. shop keep: i rather make a profit. pc: what collect scrap metal after i set off the emp. shop keep: but then i would have to collect the metal.

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killeyer

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) beast it with bomb cannon and gun turrent to easy!

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LeonidasKing

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this isnt fair for the robots if you got the thor cannon, they should have a chance to kill the humans :P

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deleteduser

Jul. 31, 2011

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FeeOhNah

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love the game but late on the levels go on a bit too long and I start to get bored. More upgrades would be good, like another robot to help you or a robot that automatically picks up the scrap metal. Overall a good game!

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flaming_fox

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thor Cannon is OP :P gg 5/5

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BIGDADAA

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i think the turrets in this game do their job the best than any other game

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dragonslayer1996

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hmmmmm the bacteria must have taken a gigantic evolutionairy step to destroy scrap metal in under a minute.

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tontondragon23

Jul. 31, 2011

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iamthemasta

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) As most people said, there's too little variety. Variety is the spice of life, as well as the spice of a bunch of dead robots whose bodies you collect. Also, the game starts out as a challenge (keeping enemies away from the door on your own), but as soon as you get turrets and the BFG, it's basically game over for the enemy. Then, once you have the THOR/final turret, you only need to auto-attack (Also, add an auto-attack button. There's a way you can do it (Hold the attack button down and move the mouse off of the game screen), but it essentially is a browser problem). Also, add a purpose for the jump button, such as collecting parts in mid-air rather than waiting until they hit the ground. Two more things: Add ranged attackers so that even if they get destroyed withing milliseconds of coming through the wall, they can still attack, and also add robots to attack YOUR robot, rather than just "Suiciding" into the wall.

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stuffmanofdoom

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is very like the matrix!

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m4davis

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the thor gun destroys all!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sonny_man1

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like the upgrade descriptions. What would make it better? A witty shopkeeper.

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BigProblem

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) First i thought they where ataking me.....BUT....it was the big door..

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BigProblem

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) They should make a movie of this....

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jacolegrand

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Someone needs to save the world. You Have been Randomly selceted... W-W-WHATT??? :O

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22400

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Everyone defending the door thingy died trying to defend it, you are the only one left" but they don't even shoot back =O Still, I love this game, needs some improvements to make it less repetitive. 4/5, but faved. Ratings will change with improvements!

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deleteduser

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Pretty fun game - the middle levels (IE between the point where you first see the grinder squiddies and when you get the mini-BFG) really capture the desperation and hopelessness of the film. Gets retardedly easy towards the end though - thor's cannon may as well be an iwin button since no matter how many enemies come through you can just hold down fire at the spawn. 3/5; fix the issues and it would be a 4/5 @Crapulus There is a suicide bomber robot... how did you not notice it??

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Ziren

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What's the reason to make the EMP into a 4 part upgrade other than tricking players into buying one far too early instead of investing into something useful?

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DiZx

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Matrix 3 anyone?

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dnqman

Jul. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i think it would add a nice twist if there was an enemy that would paralyze you/your weapons for a breif moment.

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Cyrai

Jul. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The final weapon for your character is far too powerful to acquire so early. It's difficult to lose after you've bought it

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Crapulus

Jul. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) An unexpected change in the Effing Games series. From keeping objects in the air in order to cause mass destruction to protecting something with your guns. This is not a bad change in gameplay but there is plenty of room for improvement. Firstly, a more complex upgrade system and a larger variety of robots, complete with descriptions, would let players get a better idea of what is going on. For example, the starting flying squid robot could be given a description of "Very weak but fast and comes in large numbers". Secondly, the variety is lacking with only 5? different robots. Although they change in size, speed and damage, the overall challenge and intrigue is gone after a while. Perhaps a ranged robot that attacks the city from afar or a suicide bomber type robot. Boss battles will also make this game more awesome. Overall, I like this game. Although it has too little variety, it has potential to be a better game and I hope that this game will have a sequel.

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kuemanner

Jul. 29, 2011

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deleteduser

Jul. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Desire the ability to start back at the upgrade menu after dying, rather than rinse/repeat dying because you didn't buy something when you should have. REALLY annoying to have to start back at the very beginning.

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cybertron86

Jul. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) deg93 the a-hole who is demanding scrap metal probably needs scrap metal to make those repairs,weapons,turrets, and emp parts. i also have and idea for a new enemy, a robot that stun your mech, and one that make you attack the hatch.

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deleteduser

Jul. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Needs LOTS more upgrades, as already mentioned. Please keep at it and release a sequel!

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deg93

Jul. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ... some a-hole inside this city is actually demanding scrap metal from the only guy that keeps him from being... whatever those machines do to people? "You are our only hope. Therefore, you will get small discounts on all these awesome weapons!"

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jakewf

Jul. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) cant press play!! Effinggames can you help? I press play and int wont work!!!!!!!

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Xceiver

Jul. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Does anyone know that this is not meant to be a survival game, you just need to buy the emp parts to win

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ElectricPancake

Jul. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It definitely needs more of a difficulty curve, it needs boss fights, and more to add to re-playability. For example, more upgrades, developing a team... special weapons, maybe cut down on the random movement of the enemies and add a ammo limit? Just keep it up and continue playing with it!

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ivankuli

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) finished easily

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Gravenrain

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The Matrix Revolutions anyone?

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lepug101

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this game reminds me of the matrix revolutions

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abyssoft

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) yeah still needs lots of balance work.

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deleteduser

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) matrix ripoff much?

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blackmamba1020

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It said everyone's dead in the city so what's there to save?

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savagesarge

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Got a good 30-45 mins of good time by trying to beat this game, very cool, but lots of room for improvement :) looking forward to the update!

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Amedeo2468

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Finished the game...killed everything. Still, no chicks. Were you talking about the 9 virgins? o.o

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YellowCheetah

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I want to know is WHY the hell, when you die. you loose 1000 points?????????????? f that

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YellowCheetah

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) there should be more games like this. I like it!

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Marshaze

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hope you paid the royalties/got permission from the owner of "The Matrix"s IP... expect the lawyers any day now...

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Guy49

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) aaaand glitch, turrets are shooting straight up, no robots left. im not sure what round it is,i have max turret, the lightning bolt gun and one EMP upgrade, its around round 15 or so i think

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Hemlin

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, needs more weapons, and more stuff! keep building on this great game, i love that its based off the matrix theme, very nostalgic

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psychocw

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Warning: Once you get your defenses well established, if you kill the machines right at their spawn hole, many of the kills will not be counted and you will not rack up the metal. Let them enter the room before raping. Thank you.

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Hellboy345

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) THE MATRIX

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Guy49

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) F**K! picked to defend the city, AGAIN! they always pick me!

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Guy49

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) took the idea and characters from the matrix,but its still entertaining for awhile. repetitive sadly

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Comp_Lex

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nice ending :) It got actually very boring at the end. It was like watching a waterfall of scrap metal while you moved to the left and to the right.

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noobpownr

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) MY GAME GLITCHED :/ I killed the last robot after they destroyed my base. It cheered like I won the level, then sent me to the "try again" page. When I clicked try again, the next level started, but the upgrade page was still on the screen. I couldn't click on any of the upgrades, but the next wave had already started, so I could keep playing the game normally, but I couldn't see anything. Since I couldn't beat the wave without seeing anything, I was stuck. :/ Fix this one issue and I'll give it 4/5 but for now, 3/5. Also, more upgrades would be nice.

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