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LordShoe

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *pause game* WTF robot, quit walking!

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YellowCheetah

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wish there was more to this game. To me, I think this is the BEST game ever. Just needs more stuff. :)

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Something that actually damages the mech would be interesting.

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OliverAwsm

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love the ending, you get a holiday named after you and tons of chicks xD

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, that suit is really good, it can run around and shoot while carrying 200 tons of scrap metal!!! 5/5

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jamez17

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) BIG PROBLEM: The final form of the turrets are so strong you don't even need to shoot to win the levels and survive. That shouldn't happen, EVER!

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TicoGX

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think I found my perfect job! Controlling an awesome Mech and protecting a big metal door while I destroy an army of perverted looking robots! :D

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Sanmei

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Okay, I get that I MADE the mess, but do I REALLY have to be the one to clean it up? :\

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pr2prider

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I loved this game. I purposely didn't buy the last EMC piece so I could play longer. I maxed out all of the guns and I was extremely OP. Thors hammer is awesome!

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ClemsonMech

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The mech's sounds when firing become choppy when the auto turrets also fire.

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Mystic1252

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) seriously, why can't they make the gate out of the same stuff as the robot? the robot is hit by the enemies exploding and crashing into him from a long way up, and doesn't even suffer a scratch

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xParadisex

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Guy1: So we can build state of the art turrets to help you kill more Sentinals... Guy2: Nah screw that, i'll just get lasers, shooting bullets is in the past, this is the future damn it.

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TIGERTKD

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Matrix revolutions parody?

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pwnageelite

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The answer to the age-old question: Why me? Because your expendable.

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doomdwarf59

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) h,mm a magnet upgrade would be nice so you don't have to run around like crazy trying to collect all the scrap metal.

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Gaybilicious

Jul. 27, 2011

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mohirl

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's all a bit .... inevitable. Just a matter of time, repeating the same thing over again, until you win. On the plus side, now I know how it's *me* that's chosen to save the world in all these games.

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miguel5079

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Your games version is better then JTR's

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NinjaDuckie

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ....If the robots never target you, how did the last people defending get killed? And with mechs like this, how did they not stop the invasion? Were they all just utterly terrible shots?

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Time: after the war* Architect: "yes I definetly think we could create a fountain of dead robots coming out of that hole in the wall, what do you think sir?

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if you move your mouse left to right, you play the moroccos. and can some one say zion

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Gold_Roger

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) tentacle robots :3

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johnny23

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In the Matrix..... RRRRRRRRREEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!................... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Secreto

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) sorry i have so many tabs and post the wrong coment in the wrong game :(

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) might want to visually disable Buy button for items you can't afford (not enough money) or don't need (Repair with full health)

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Secreto

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ok... Nice game very fun good. 30 minutes later i say... I CANT WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL :D 5/5 Maybe next time a weapon tester :)

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game would be a shoe-in for 5/5 if the enemies scaled up in toughness over time.

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nortimer

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why bother with EMP when there's thor's cannon and ion sentries?

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santifrey

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hey why dont we just kill the mech guy and the turrets shut up and keep' hitting agains the almost undestrutable door don try to go trough the glass window neither

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Brilliant. Take the one awesome battle scene from the Matrix trilogy and make a simple upgrade game based on it. Pretty fun, but kinda easy.

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Secreto

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) (+) if the first time you play you say: This game is so good :) i never build the emp!! Nice game ^_^ 5/5 Maybe a quality changer :). Good graphics and fun. English is not my native lenguage

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

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Lem0nhead

Jul. 27, 2011

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psychlops

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome game but there's a lot of room for improvements. I'd advise bosses, a bigger taller room with multiple spawn points, upgrades for the mech other than weapons upgrades, enemies that shoot at you, and much more difficult waves.

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jayvis123111

Jul. 27, 2011

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jayvis123111

Jul. 27, 2011

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

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killaPH33R

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That shop owner is a dick. He makes you buy the parts for the EMP even though they will save the world.

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cheerio17

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) isn't it funny that turrets are machines and yet their not against you?

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Matrix!!! <3!! I feel like that guy who commanded the robot fighters in the movie, but he died... :\

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neil_jv

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) well this is a modern way of educating kids about the reproductive system....robots are sperms (which they do look like) the door is...well u know....mechs and turrets are contraceptive agents

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manhuntershadow

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh my god! the machines are attacking! I should jump into my MECHANICAL suit to save the planet against the MACHINES!

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Setari

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Didn't save any progress, 1/5.

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Idkhowboutyou

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) When the EMP goes off, how doesnt't your mech suit or the turrets go down?

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nice casual shooter. Very easy and , compared to other shooters, quite simple. Music and visuals are a notch above average and the movement of the enemies comes close to the obvious inspiration. Its a fun passtime, but I'ld look into something to give it more replayability. Perhaps different turret, weapon, or even suit upgrades. As it is right now, there is no reason to load this game up a second time - which is a shame because you can see that you put in some effort. For the next release, please don't skimp on the ending like you did here - at least a satisfying screen with the mech posing over his slayen enemies. 3/5 from me

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azazelotus99

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) kinda reminds me of a movie i saw

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caseyisatuba

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I've seen enough robot hentai to know where this is going....

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sadfqwer

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol seriously, matrix/halo much?

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good fast paced game, but very similar to matrix revolutions

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peazy

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You see, it was all a matter of outsmarting the humans. All humans eventually get bored of the same game over and over. So we sent wave after wave of killbots." - Robo Zapp Branigan

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