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LordShoe

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I would really like a save button so I can continue where i left off. Instead of one giant survival mode.

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Hellboy345

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For some reason this Reminds me of the movie The matrix

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radioactvchpmnk9

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There was a jump button?!?!?! no really I went through the entire game and had no clue...

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darkmasterzorc

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dev, it is my duty to inform you that this mech does NOT meet my standards. It can jump sure, but WHERE is the crouching feature!??!

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xandramas

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why did the game not save when I quit. 1/5

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DingoTM

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's ok, I don't like that little to no credit is given to The Matrix which it clearly takes it's idea from, and I also don't like how horrifically repetitive it gets. 3/5

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Timogramicus

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Loosely based on the Matrix lol.

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glennard

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Inspired by: The Matrix 3.

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Eman888888

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm still waiting for the game Effing Lag: For Crappy Computers.

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the_mad_man

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the game its self is sound-its fun not too hard and some cool weps. but it needs some work in the way of it gets repetative

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Roscuro

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "But sir! Won't the robots try to kill me?" "Of course not, your suit is made of invincible materials!" "...Why didn't you build the hatch out of the same stuff?" "...SHUT UP AND START SHOOTING!"

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thegrahamphoenix

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh and i think it'd be better if bigger enemies gave you more scrap metal. i mean.....it's only logical haha.

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Iluvalar

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I strongly suggest you change the animation and the sound of collecting debris. I went to three level before I understond that the explosion I was trying to avoid was the only real goal of the game.

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thegrahamphoenix

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) reminded me of the matrix haha. good though. like everyone else has said, it could definitely use improvement, but so far it's really great. i feel like the suit should be able to fly though.....

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oromulis

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) should rebrand it, and make the back ground like under ground zion, call it the Matrix, Humanities last stand XD. can even throw in some cgi scenes from the movie lol. could alsu use some boss fights. But its a good if not short game.

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cdobes6

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I would really like if it saved when you stop playing.

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rider1982

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good game, would this happen to be a sub-terrain city that is the last one on earth and ther eis a war that is raging on between humans and machines? Would this city be one that starts with the letter Z?

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FedoraMike

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Most of what I wanted to say has been said, great game, but needs some minor updates I would appreciate a change in scenery, perhaps make the scenery change every couple of waves. Even that would help. But for now, I give it 4 stars out of 5!

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HiroSensei

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Robot 1: Hey, maybe we should kill the unprotected guy who's destroying us. I could do it in one shot, and then we can get through the door without a problem! Robot 2: No! The mission sent by "The Brain" clearly states that we must break through the door, and then we will have all the instuments necessary to destroy all life forms, including that basssszszzz- ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! POWER SOURCE, THOUGHT PROCESSOR, CPU, AND WEAPONS DESTROYED Robot 1: Bob! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! He was my only friend.

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rebel16

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why is it that at later levels, certain ship types stop giving you metal? Do the machines start making them out of plastic? At the point where my weapons are nearly fully upgraded, I'm lucky to make 10k metal in a level. Getting the last weapon and the EMP parts at that drop rate is a grindfest I'm not willing to undertake.

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kwlshaun

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) its a re-make of matrix

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) is it just me, or does anyone else feel like they're replaying the big battle scene from Matrix Revolutions?

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm loving the originality....

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yomattyo

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) all you do is stand still and hollddd click! and sometimes mvoe left and right

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n1cky

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why should you play a defend something game when you have to buy repairs every mission

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aronzei

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh... no checkpoints? :|

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tenkuchima

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is bad. There is literally no difficulty curve. There's no strategy, or skill required. You barley even have to move. The only reason you move, is to get money, so you can buy upgrades, the point of which is to kill enemies that don't do anything but have more health. Its boring all the way through to the end. 1/5

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yatseng

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs a scarp metal collector bot, as well as a auto-repair bot. i decided to give it 5/5 anyway when it says i get tons of chicks

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kingsnider

Jul. 27, 2011

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Dark_Daemon

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Maybe have branching weapon upgrades? For example, rate of fire and damage upgraded separately?

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charbladex

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) (holding down leftmouse button) aaaaaaaaaa,ddddddddddddd,aaaaaaaaaaaa,ddddddddd. thats how you win this game

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EyesofTiberium

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why doesn't it save?! D:

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spagheti_meatbal

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) thors cannon is so effing awesome

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There's a jump button? Now that the games over I see there is one...

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Tb00sd

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "The machines have destroyed all civilization, you have been chosen as the final defense" "Wait so im supposed to destroy an entire army that killed our military on my own?" "dont worry they wont actually attack you and we have a highly advanced mech awaiting you" "SO HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY BEAT OUR MILITARY?" "we got bored of shooting them to upgrade our guns so just kinda gave up" ........

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JamesT5192

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) that was so much better than those godawful matrix sequals. I wish I would have spent those hours of my life playing this instead

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fafdsfr

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) free, if you can get the emp with the basic gun and no turrets, your argument has merit. Until then, shut the hell up.

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zaxattacku

Jul. 27, 2011

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Zerjillo

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Too easy and repetitive. Just buy turrets and first weapon upgrade. Then just shoot at the entrance and move left and right until your fingers sore.

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mikerulez101

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) does this remind anyone else of the sentinels in The Matrix?

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darthtony

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it's too hard at the beginning and too easy at the ending ! it would be in the reverse way ! xD

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Manahimik

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Just finished it. Can't wait for Effing Machines Reloaded and Effing Machines Revolutions!

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Manahimik

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gotta love thor's cannon.

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cathelper

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is the best average joe picked at random who turns into a one man army and kicks some a' game.

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b1luaapft7a

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You have been randomly selected to mount the final defense." Words fail me other than, "Effing awesome!"

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a_free_man

Jul. 27, 2011

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EricOWNZ

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) EPIC remindes me of matrix reloaded though

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Lem0nhead

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ...The final part is a FLUX CAPACITOR!?! You mean we're either sending these morons to harass us later on or making them able to sabotage us before we could defend? Some Agent clearly infiltrated our engineer corps...

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the second one should be called effing machines reloaded

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fedoration

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) such an obvious matrix homage, me like :D

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