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xzaosllama2

Sep. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 2 things - 1) How on earth does a tiny little boy carry 40,000kg of metal around with him?? 2) It does get kinda boring. All I'm having to do at 45% emp is stand under the entrance, point my needler upwards and everything dies as soon as it comes in. still, a good game, so 4/5 :)

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tonobe

Sep. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) they look like sperm!!!!

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tonobe

Sep. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) any upgrade for mech style? like BIGGER mech or with tank wheels or anything? and bots that attack the mech and mech with hp and so on...

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Dangerosu

Sep. 06, 2011

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deleteduser

Sep. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I stand under their entrance point with the rockets. Very effective with little cart dude. :)

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Roflkneif

Sep. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Save Button please :D

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deleteduser

Sep. 02, 2011

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fr0z3n_1c3

Sep. 02, 2011

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lolera222

Aug. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) to developer: does the mech suit package includes cup holder?

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masterofspartens

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs more upgrades i got all weapons now i need more upgrades

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jacobghawk

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How to beat the third boss: When its shooting out the green spike like things shoot the green things and it will go into the bosses mouthe 3 hits and u beat him + if this helps

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jacobghawk

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it would be better wen u game over u keep all the scrap u collected so u dont do it again (game over)

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jacobghawk

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why is there a little boy pushing a cart around in heat war? oh and 5/5 faved

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jacobghawk

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) REALLY AWESOME GAME! im addicted

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C__4

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) is it possible to keep going after the last boss with the countless swarm or what

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lomatthew

Aug. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I can't help but imagine that the robots are sperms and the hatch is a condom.

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ZombieXDX

Aug. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @heywasup9 to kill the third boss you have to shoot the saw at it.

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camdapirate

Aug. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) a "robots left" counter would be nice

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heywasup9

Aug. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the third boss is to harddd :/

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vampire1408

Aug. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game has DEFINITELY improved since it was first released! But I would like a story mode, so it's more interesting, 4/5

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konabc123

Aug. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how does the army fail to stop the robots but a random citzien destroys thousands of them

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WazzUpDogz

Aug. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Studies have shown that lazers are 30% more effective than bullets. you sure its 30%?

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finalmike

Aug. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WOW, after level 5 or so, to beat the game - POINT GUN AT SPAWN POINT....WIN

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lasermaster16

Aug. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how do you beat the last boss

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XxAzombiexX

Aug. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) after wave 5 i just pointed the mouse at the giant hole in the wall just wishing that a robot would make it through. Felling bad for my cart guy as he has to doge giant robots lazers lightinging and flying robot parts as he cleans up the mess.

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epichog

Aug. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) gets to easy......all i do is equip the lighting gun (thor gun for bosses) and walk over to the spawn......shoot up and.....KAPOW i can go afk while my character is just standing there and shooting up (also with turrets helping)

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Pish

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wtf? Lvl 15 is unbeatable! You can't hit the boss. How do you kill what you can't hit?

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Mediko

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) To Hell with Neo, Zion needed this guy!

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Kokkey

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) that giant suicide guy at wave 20 seems impossible to kill any stragity to kill him?

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jessbot

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 4TH WEAPONS THE BOSS, Game is pretty easy if you get one weapon upgrade then just keep upgrading turrets i just started 40 mins ago and beat the game no challange fun game though. havent lost et

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channon1200

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) make a freeze-ray, causes no much damage but freeze enemys for a seconds, + with your want a freeze-ray!

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GeneralCNG

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cart boy is the bravest guy i know, running around with a cart while thousands of disabled robots fall around him.

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Wargod10

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Won't the emp disable the mech as well?

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iowngames99

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) sorry bout saying comment twice

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charizard300

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Boss robot: There's a dude in a mech suit and 2 turrets firing at us as we try to break through the wall? What? Spend an entire 5 SECONDS DISABLING THEM? Are you insane? Just keep charging at the wall, surely those insanely powerful weapons won't pose a threat to us...

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sporerocks

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i wonder if another civilian got a message saying "hey random person you are going to be the hero of the games cart boy" good game 4/5 P.S. don't get why there is a jump button

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iowngames99

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Got a suggestion if u die or stuck on a boss if u die u get 25% of scrap metel u gain b4 u died. + to get suggestion noticed!!!!!!!!

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iowngames99

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) to help if ur stuck on a lvl if u try it and die u get 25% of what u got while u were alive. + to get it noticed !!!!!!!!!

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Electro263440

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How to kill the final boss? The giant suicide drone?

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Leothyr

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, if you have a losing set up for a mission there isn't really much you can do. Dead ends hurt Take care of that. (ex. save money you get in mission, even if you lose - it certainly won't hurt anyone, but angry players won't rate the game low - like I did.)

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ApedogMophead

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good game, but why even implement the jump command if it's going to do absolutely nothing but disappoint the user.

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ApedogMophead

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) All effing games must have physics, I expect it at this point.

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zeta91

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's a very cool shooting game "5/5!!! I like the last weapon, its so powerful! (poor cart boy, do the job for free) But this game needs badges: I have some for example= easy:100 kills medium: complete story hard: fully upgraded ;)

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loganbevan

Aug. 12, 2011

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loganbevan

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you should only die after a certain amount of enemies get through

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MAZZ187

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Matrix rip-off

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fizzyfloat

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How does the cartboy fit all that stuff in that tiny cart?

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Pachryso

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nice game! The graphics are cool but it is very easy and it definitely needs more action! If you get the cart boy you don't even need to move...

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halfaren

Aug. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Clearly took the EPIC pill

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Skawwystormkomn

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was telling my brother about Matrix Revolutions, and then I play this game. I thought it was kind of like it, then I saw the cart boy, and it gave it away :D love ya Kongregate

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