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5firestorm1

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if the defence forces had mechs like these how'd they lose?

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why doesn't the EMP field affect your mech, Which is a machine?

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I could repeat what has been said: why jump? repetative, no skill needed, etc, etc... but on a positive note I like the graphics, audio is good (sfx, ambiance), and it has potential - it was fun the first couple of levels! This feels like a first stage of much longer game. look to PTfasd for some great ideas!

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foof101

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love all effing games!

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CorduroyBear

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "After valiantly holding off 2 waves... everyone you have ever loved or known is now dead." :(((((

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Xoz444

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why must you place the buy things over the thing???? i hate that, i bought EMP twice thinking i was upgrading my turret. EMP is a waste of money unless you have most of the guns. Plus the game gets too repetetive. Staring at a glass backround as you shoot off millions of bullets. Bores me after 5 minutes.

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itachiwalksalone

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i cant play it. the play button doesnt work. i tried firefox and IE but neither works. i can click the buton and all and it makes that 'shiff' sound but it doesnt register and it doesnt take me away from the main menu... none of the buttons on the main menu works o,o

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chocotaco101

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i love this game its so fuun

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straitedge

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) very fun butt needs more upgrades so the player have more to look forward too

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roele

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is totally matrix

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) metal sperms <>

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Modorox

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Kind of repetitive but still awesome. As I am of the opinion that the Matrix stopped at the first movie (XKCD comic) this game is quite original, thanks.

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auner01

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I actually kind of like how you have to wait multiple waves to buy any upgrades and that there isn't an upgrade for 'more metal' or a cleaner. Some element of risk to the 'mech' itself would be nice- something to justify the jump button, maybe it can take damage.. something. It'd be worthwhile to see something between the waves other than just a shop.. bad robot jokes, or something.

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Tayln

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Oh. So....These machines killed everyone, except you! Well since you're so lucky here is an honor from us. You, only you, get to defend the city! Why you? Well you were randomly selected of course! Now go out and beat those effing machines! If you lose well, we all parish, no pressure no pressure. Good luck random lad who's name I do not know. Good luck."

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socosniper

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) would be nice if when you paused the game, the robots you shot down didn't disappear

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Xagran

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'll love bigger map and maybe some more mechs! :)

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MacGregor91

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Not a bad game, although there should be more and different upgrade options, and the emp parts should do something, like have a special ability that gets stronger everytime a new one is built, at the moment there's really no incentive for the player to buy them early on. I upgraded my main weapon and turrets to max and only bought the EMP parts in the last 4 turns.

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sjkcm2

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) OMG this soo remenbers me of the 3 movie of the matrix series, I LOVED this game ;3

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Xagran

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thor's Cannon kind of kills the game :/

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o0grubby0o

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) cant help thinking about swarms of sperms attacking an egg =))

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djracerdude

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this game needs a story but awesome game 5/5

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Don't worry about all of the effing sharp and deadly robots raining down on you, your mechanized armor is invulnerable to everything." -"Then why don't you build a door out of mechanized armor?" Really though, a few small tweaks would make this game a lot more interesting (and less of a simple grind fest). For starters, if you lost integrity when effing robot scrap fell on top of you. Now you have to be cautious of where you stand and where you shoot as you're collecting scraps. A few variations in robot behavior would be a huge plus too -- robots who effing shoot, robots who spawn with effing shields for the first few seconds, etc. All of which would add more difficulty to the end game, where once you get the final weapon, it really is just a grind fest.

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AreUkiddin

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Developer should write a manual of how to make an BFG from 80 000 kilos of scrap metal.)

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DerStrupp

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I´ve killed the MATRIX... Bit repetetive.. still some work to do.. Different levels, more enemies, different weapons, i.e. different weapon slots to choose, attacking enemies! But so long, nicely done with potential!!! 3/5

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drm0141

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) could do with a repair all button

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benubird

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It really does a good job of replicating the feel of the movie, enemies and bullets flying everywhere... but unfortunately there isn't much gameplay; you just run back and forth, holding the mouse down pointing at one place - no skill required :(.

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scott123dust

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this game reminds me of matrix revoltion

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imdanne123

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wtf? when i press start button nothing happen??

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armorbomb

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I dont see why the robots try to destroy the walls when you can just destroy the mech and you win...

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jackdarkis

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs to be more stuff including gun turets bosses but still a 5/5

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samus2679

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wait...emp goes off and my suit still works?

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) None of the options on the main screen are responding when i click them

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calash

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If I was in charge I would have torn down every building in the city and just used the scrap to make that high level weapon, or as I like to call it the "Aim in one place and walk around because nothing is surviving" gun. Bit of a long name but it works...

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babysmur69

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) looks like someone was watching the matrix while playing 'hold the button' overall, kinda a waste of time.... i was hoping it would be another gravity/wind game like effin hail or meteors... one with sandbox...

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Predate

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Pretty good, its kinad repetitvie and sortof easy... but i liked it :p 3/5 tho cuz it has no replay value

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Finished at wave 20.

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rainers56

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if everyones dead, who manufactures the turrets??

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's like those pesky Matrix sequels without all the lousy acting and crappy dialogue.

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EvilMyself

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LOL at the final EMP part: Flux capacitor what do they want us to do with that EMP time travel O_O?

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Solitar19899

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) DEFEND THE HATCH TO ZION!!

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Jaundice

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Pretty good game, the enemies reminded me of the squiddies from the Matrix. There could have been more weapons, and maybe some secondary weapons, mech upgrades, etc. More enemies would be nice too, but I'm not going to let any of the aforementioned take away from the rating. 4/5 for a great concept, fun and addictive gameplay. Hopefully a sequel is in the works, and then you can add in those extra weapons and stuff! Great work!

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pokemon952

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) random robot1: hmm so if i shoot u i win? robot 2(you):well prepare to dye! 'BOOM!!!' and then robots one's last words where "i wasant ready" and robot 2 lived another day but got killed by his perents who was robots in descuise

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Solitar19899

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Reminds me of the Matrix a whole lot of the robot and enemies (sentinels)

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Predate

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Did they ever consider killing the robot? ... Or just going trhough some other gateway? ._.

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jaffasmasha

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) As long as your door has more than half health, you don't even need to shoot if you have the last turret.

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Checkerbunny

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) matrix part three - the game

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DJxZODIAC

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) By end game the spawn point becomes less of a threat and more like a waterfall of resources

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mrisump

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Initial thought: "What?"

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sirpenwig

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol its like TEH MATRIX!!!! yeehaw!

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sirpenwig

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what comes after the Dual-sawblade monster?

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