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karl901

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how to kil the robot #5 tell me

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SwagKing12

Nov. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hello everybdoy i couldnt get first but i got 2 most kills and waves.

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SwagKing12

Nov. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 1,000,000 KG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SwagKing12

Nov. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) by the time your reading this i will have the highest score on everything except kills maybe

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b4gamestime

Oct. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this game is so damn cool

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CADAVeRKage

Oct. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) and suddeny on wave 14 there came out flying lawnmower and destroyed "everyone i have ever loved", through rain of metal falling down i couldn't even see if i have hit it just once ... so which way is your place babe, no one is going to be jealous anymore

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deleteduser

Oct. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Everybody you know and love had died" Me:"Oh well... not my problem anymore..."

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blastysw

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You: hey boy, want to risk your life to collect my scrap metal? Shopping cart guy: how much you pay me? You: uhhhhh, 15000 kilos of useless scraps sound good? shopping cart guy: HECK YEA!

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cybertron86

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what would some random guy with a shopping cart be doing with 15000 kilograms of metal?

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xXNYO_WINDEXISXx

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sure, put a single man against more than 20,000 Effingmachines and see what happens.

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JordanAlixander

Oct. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) um well i give it a 4.9 because (unless i didn't make it far enough) the reason why is because after you beat the game it seems theres only one shop one final shop and no shop after that because i wanna see what all the stuff does and all if you get my point.

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JordanAlixander

Oct. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i have got a idea for improvement and it is that it would be a good idea to see if you can make the repair button the shop (or whatever you call it) lower the price such as ok so it cost 500 kg at the momment so say you only have 9% health left to repair exactly so make the price lower auto to say 400 401 402, etc because it repairs 10% that way if you don't need to repair anymore and don't need to waste money to see if you need to repair anymore since alot of the time so far for me it gets really close to full health so close that i can't tell so i buy it again so say it repairs 13% and you need to repair 4% and it still costs 500 make it lower the price auto to a good amount so you don't waste money and don't need to use money if you have it fully repaired thats all i got right now it becomes.

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deleteduser

Oct. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No worries everyone! My suit along with our giant metal dome appear to be EMP-poof!

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deleteduser

Oct. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Robot: Command, our silver metal drill bot has failed what should we do?! Command: Make a bigger one with an orange drill, that should kill them.

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hamdesal

Oct. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) easy to defeat the 3rd boss Hint: hit the razor

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Manuals

Oct. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Struggling with The Red and Grey big bug- how to kill?

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Manuals

Oct. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) THE BIG SAW SHOOTER- Shoot his Big green saws and keep on shooting- and they will come back to him.-Exploding on impact

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lakersfan240

Oct. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What's the point of jumping?

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istorik

Oct. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hell, after an hour of shooting my cart boy have moved 23000 miles, have collected half the earts volume of scrap. and me was not moving after all. just point with thor gun in the middle of the hole and autofire^^

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lakersfan240

Sep. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I got stuck on Wave 9 when that big flying bug thingy came... >:|

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Ourous

Sep. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The big saw-shooter seems extremely intangible

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link1095

Sep. 28, 2011

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deleteduser

Sep. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) love the starting "you have been randomly selected to make a defense"

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erk155

Sep. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) these robots really need a self destruct system

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Raelito

Sep. 26, 2011

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Stark000

Sep. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how to activate: moon walk-pause while walking rapid fire- 1. hold in fire button 2. drag mouse out of screen 3. let go of fire button

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teh_pwnerer

Sep. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) They told me I could be anything. So I became Cole Mcgrath

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dclow4

Sep. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) forget my last comment more robots would just make things way too difficult but i still think you should get more scrap metal from robots. plus maybe another upgrade or 2 for the fortification and that thing that makes the robots weaker. add a + to this if you agree.

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dclow4

Sep. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i kinda wish that you either got more scrap metal from each robot, got more robots on each level, or maybe even both. + if you agree.

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deleteduser

Sep. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Re-use the low level boss(es) for later levels, 2 at once then the current boss or something of that nature.

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wildk

Sep. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's no wonder why I'm the only one left when they've got incredible weapons yet give you crap. Are you trying to kill me who's fighting for you????

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GiovanniQ

Sep. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) for so far i played it was good but it get's easy when you get the game only thing with me was that the second boss was overpowered people how think the same press the +

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Jivaii

Sep. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Third boss is killed by shooting his bullets back at him. (Hint: Use the needler and stand in the far right corner)

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unknown555

Sep. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) gee we were randomly selected after everyone else was killed... how issit randomly selected when theres only me to choose from :O

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CynicalTaxidermy

Sep. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) would be great if I could lower the quality...boss levels are standstill-style....slow-mo for the lose.

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cj102000

Sep. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wheres neo, morpheus, and trinity? Or at least agent smith

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Cyroe

Sep. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) third boss dies by shooting his bullets

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Cyroe

Sep. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cart boy i respect you but your an idoit

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sn1p4

Sep. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) effing games this is important if its the full package does ... it ... have ... CUPHOLDERS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Epicman058

Sep. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is from the last matrix movie the robots and the mech suit

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Alphakoka

Sep. 16, 2011

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Eonzeon

Sep. 15, 2011

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Eonzeon

Sep. 15, 2011

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Eonzeon

Sep. 15, 2011

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Eonzeon

Sep. 15, 2011

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masterofspartens

Sep. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if the third boss is the one with the blue shiled then shot the bullets

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Yebittendog

Sep. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love it and it has tons of room to grow. I would even like to see being able to have a combination of weapons. Like 1 in each hand. And possibly make some enemies attack YOU and not the gate making you divert your attention. 5/5 Keep up the good work!

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Baumstumpf

Sep. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) First get turret, then always keep mainweapon and turret high, don't upgrade anything else early. Don't heal if not really needed (try without heal, if you die, heal). Nad the Heal: It always only heals 10% of you original health, so if oyu have +280% armor and you are a halth, then you need to heal 19 times.

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calarooni

Sep. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh. never mind =D

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coconut219

Sep. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the third boss is unbeatable. the bullets just go straight through it.

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