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XxAzombiexX

Aug. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) after wave 5 i just pointed the mouse at the giant hole in the wall just wishing that a robot would make it through. Felling bad for my cart guy as he has to doge giant robots lazers lightinging and flying robot parts as he cleans up the mess.

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epichog

Aug. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) gets to easy......all i do is equip the lighting gun (thor gun for bosses) and walk over to the spawn......shoot up and.....KAPOW i can go afk while my character is just standing there and shooting up (also with turrets helping)

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Pish

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wtf? Lvl 15 is unbeatable! You can't hit the boss. How do you kill what you can't hit?

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Mediko

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) To Hell with Neo, Zion needed this guy!

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Kokkey

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) that giant suicide guy at wave 20 seems impossible to kill any stragity to kill him?

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jessbot

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 4TH WEAPONS THE BOSS, Game is pretty easy if you get one weapon upgrade then just keep upgrading turrets i just started 40 mins ago and beat the game no challange fun game though. havent lost et

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channon1200

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) make a freeze-ray, causes no much damage but freeze enemys for a seconds, + with your want a freeze-ray!

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GeneralCNG

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cart boy is the bravest guy i know, running around with a cart while thousands of disabled robots fall around him.

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Wargod10

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Won't the emp disable the mech as well?

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iowngames99

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) sorry bout saying comment twice

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charizard300

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Boss robot: There's a dude in a mech suit and 2 turrets firing at us as we try to break through the wall? What? Spend an entire 5 SECONDS DISABLING THEM? Are you insane? Just keep charging at the wall, surely those insanely powerful weapons won't pose a threat to us...

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sporerocks

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i wonder if another civilian got a message saying "hey random person you are going to be the hero of the games cart boy" good game 4/5 P.S. don't get why there is a jump button

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iowngames99

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Got a suggestion if u die or stuck on a boss if u die u get 25% of scrap metel u gain b4 u died. + to get suggestion noticed!!!!!!!!

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iowngames99

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) to help if ur stuck on a lvl if u try it and die u get 25% of what u got while u were alive. + to get it noticed !!!!!!!!!

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Electro263440

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How to kill the final boss? The giant suicide drone?

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Leothyr

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, if you have a losing set up for a mission there isn't really much you can do. Dead ends hurt Take care of that. (ex. save money you get in mission, even if you lose - it certainly won't hurt anyone, but angry players won't rate the game low - like I did.)

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ApedogMophead

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good game, but why even implement the jump command if it's going to do absolutely nothing but disappoint the user.

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ApedogMophead

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) All effing games must have physics, I expect it at this point.

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zeta91

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's a very cool shooting game "5/5!!! I like the last weapon, its so powerful! (poor cart boy, do the job for free) But this game needs badges: I have some for example= easy:100 kills medium: complete story hard: fully upgraded ;)

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loganbevan

Aug. 12, 2011

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loganbevan

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you should only die after a certain amount of enemies get through

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MAZZ187

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Matrix rip-off

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fizzyfloat

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How does the cartboy fit all that stuff in that tiny cart?

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Pachryso

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nice game! The graphics are cool but it is very easy and it definitely needs more action! If you get the cart boy you don't even need to move...

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halfaren

Aug. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Clearly took the EPIC pill

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Skawwystormkomn

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was telling my brother about Matrix Revolutions, and then I play this game. I thought it was kind of like it, then I saw the cart boy, and it gave it away :D love ya Kongregate

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Gilgamesh567

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) no the real problem is its incredibly horrible lag

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Muspell

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Small bug at the shooter boss (don't remember wich wave this is) : if he shoot just before you kill him, his shoot will stay on the screen until the endgame.

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deleteduser

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow that robot can jump 5 feet in the air. Crazy. Maybe 6 feet. He might even jump better than mario!

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pokeryug

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's Matrix with a twist!

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Battlecock

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sure would be nice to have a damage bar for bosses, got to wave 14, I had some shock gun. It sure seemed to kick everything else around but no sign of doind any damage what so ever to the boss, rather pissed, had full health too, I honestly don't know what I could/can do better.

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liquidtheorems

Aug. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Strategy for boss on wave 19?

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djcoolkids

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow! I can even jump 2 mm off the ground!

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ShatteredReality

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good game, but I hated the upgrades, there was never really any drastic changes in power.

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deleteduser

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) have to start over if you didn't get the right upgrades

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buttersbuddy

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this game needs a purpose for the jump and more variety as in going around and shooting.

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stevanking

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Machine Gun 1: Dude, why the robots still coming? Machine GUn 2: I dunno. Robot: SHUT THE **** UP GUYS BOSS! Machine Gun 1 and 2: Who cares! EMP: Die BOOM Every1: O_O

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Drego

Aug. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hooray to the Matrix Tribute!!!

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darkrager399

Aug. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) nice updates :D

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LordJ

Aug. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It turns out you can't hit the third boss with any weapon, not just the explosive one. D:

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LordJ

Aug. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There's a bug on the third boss (the long range one) when using the third weapon upgrade (explosive one) that means you can't hit it. -_-

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lawofthewest

Aug. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) to be honest, this game is repetive from wave 2, boring, no variety, the music keeps on repeating... I'm sorry -> fail

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commando324

Aug. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you would think they would go after you bot no....

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joshua50

Aug. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wait, the highscore is 1?!?

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joshua50

Aug. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hope to see badges soon.

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firehead7

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Neo is the cart boy.

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DarkRyNo

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) gets stuck sometimes when i dont have the right weapons for bosses, so when i lose that wave, i have to restart the ENTIRE game to try something else.... Should be able to use the metal you collected during the failed wave to buy the things you need to get passed, instead of doing the whole game again.

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Chaos311

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Played the game before bosses, no challenge, much better now :)

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Gforce121

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Omg I got Bored because I was Owning the Bots like wave 19 and I came to read the comments and died... Awww.

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Dryu

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Spoiler: the final boss is actually a flying ass. No, really.

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