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williampopy

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol, nice ending!

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easterwave

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) got boring quickly. first upgrade the weapons, aim at the upper part of the hole and move left and right. robot is not damaged, so just collect the metal. Then buy all four emp in one go and presto, finished. a bit boring, really.

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Reminds me of The Matrix

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p4577

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I have only one term for EMPs. Faraday cage.

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Daelaerius

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) anyone else think these things are like jizz going around to the egg or is that just me.

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Sighaknight

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Hmm, you think I can get a 3.6 rating with a game where the only thing you do is running left to right and holding your left mouse button?" -"No way man, this isn't 1996" -"No problem, I'll add some matrix elements" -"Trolololol"

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El_Oscuro

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I quite like it. Even if it's very generic gameplay, I think the concept is sound and the artwork is nice. Could DEFINITELY use a "quality" button though. Screen gets pretty busy, and my little netbook only goes so fast. Oh and the music kicks ass. 4/5

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Derriken

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Another great effing game! 4.5/5, only for repetitiveness.

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Enderx5

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) machine 1: Hey! let's attack that little robot that's attacking us! machine 2: Nah, he's just moving left and right all the time.

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sxyneko

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) is anyone else waiting for Neo to pop out of nowhere and kill all the machines?

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a_techie

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) yep, this game reminds me a lot of the Matrix, especially Matrix Revolutions.

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3bobbo3

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) And to people who complain, in the description it reads "I’m still working on the game and will be improving it based on your feedback. Please leave comments!!" so it is technically still in beta, cut the dev some slack...yeah, sorry for triple posting, at least the posts are logically apart^^

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3bobbo3

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) And bosses, different kinds of enemies, smart formations of enemies and some A.I would be very cool. This game has a lot of potential, it just needs a bit of polishing IMHO.

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kingdomh55

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You know what the robots can always go around and attack the door from behind

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3bobbo3

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) being able to upgrade the weapons AND equip them when you want. That would only make sense if you could upgrade the weapons separately or just upgrade your ability to handle weapons in general (upgradeable dmg, range, splash, accuracy) and then then being able to change weapons with different attributes like in TD games, splash, slow, stun, or just MG, bazooka etc. That would make it more interesting for me.

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GameBoy314

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You'd think the EMP would disable the mech suit...

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Jamean

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I give it a 4/5. It is a good game with pretty good gameplay. The upgrades maybe should be more in number or harder to acquire. My only problem with the game itself is the lag issues that I sometimes had to face in playing it. Overall a great game though.

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IANF1

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Part 2 Weapons: 1st gun upgrade (forgot name): nice power boost makes the game easy. purple shotgun bullets. mini nuclear bfg (Big-F*cking-Gun i would assume) exploding shots. great for holding enemies back. lowest rate of fire lightning gun: ridiculously strong with high rate of fire. arguable better than the next upgrade. Thors gun: constant more expensive and not as good as the lightning gun. Turrets: basic: helps alot but is fairly weak. Gatling gun: faster rate of fire, much better help even in the later stages. laser: strong and average rate of fire. advanced laser: faster rate of fire. good help. ion gun: blue bullets like the mini nuclear bfg. can fend for themselves. i labeled all the robots as easy but why. this game is easy

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IANF1

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Part 1 the robots. basic: flies fast and in a loopy motion. easy kill. drill: flies straight and drills through the wall. not easy in early stages but easy later. squid: flies straight (from here on nothing other than the basics made it to my wall) not easy early but easy later on. Chromey (looks like basic but is the color of chrome): flies straight, easy. upgraded basic: larger and flies like basic. just as fast and harder to kill but still easy. lobster saw (lobster-like appearance but with dual saws instead of claws) flies straight, easy. upgraded drill: gold and larger. has a large boost of hp but easy.

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DJdelta2

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) man if the dudes in the matrix would of had a couple Thors and a couple ion sentries they would of been able to beat the machines without trinity dieing and neo gettin blinded.

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Janity

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) nvm about last comment, sut realized you had to run into the enemies to get scrap metal, that's why i'm always broke e.e

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Janity

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Walking back and forth is not needed, just stay as right as you can and fire, easy win, pwnzor :D

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awsomedude0

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this game is WAY too short

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Telapoopy

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ok, this is a quadruple post but this will be my last suggestion: Instead of having the waves so long and passive, making the game a bit repetitive, make the waves packed with hordes of the small machines at the same time while the large drill units come separately with small machines swarming around it as meatshields. Hopefully this won't cause too much lag

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DOKTORTR

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thank you but I'd rather not have a ton of chicks, feeding them all till they reach hen growth is tiring.

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Effing Lag...

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Was interesting at first but it quickly got dull. There was no challenge past the third weapon upgrade. All you need do is shoot at the entrance and walk back and forth. 2/5

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pLacepartay

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this game is awesome!

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Demonx8

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else expect the BFG to fire big effing bullets?

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A particularly easy game that is indeed repetitive but a good start

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Telapoopy

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *and with what weapon you hit them with

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natedoggg

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) dear creator i love this game so much ive added it to my favorites and i put it one my to do list thumbs up if you did the same and i wish a request you should have more waves and stuff but if get responded ill tip you for more games because you r soooooooo AWESOME

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billybobhero

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Woah, I want to defend the city but im not sure if my resimay is good enough to be randomly selected D=

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Shiniten

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Is anyone else reminded of the Matrix? I think im gonna go watch it now o.O

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Just remove the scrap metal disappearing.It's annoying to move the mech right and left all stage every stage.

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PenquinTrooper

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Needs a save option, the difficulty curve is a little steep, the income is a bit low, it's very difficult to play when you cant afford even one upgrade per level

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Hey guys, we obviously have the technology to make these Thor's Cannons... Why can't we just equip the turrets with them? The door will be safe and we'll have an unlimited amount of scrap as well." "Uhh..."

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oops never mind that.I didn't noticed i have to step on the metal to collect it

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Herblaw

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Part 2 tomorrow please.

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Telapoopy

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) that would be cool if the machines got destroyed in numerous different ways depending on where you hit them

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Telapoopy

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is obvoiusly supposed to be the "defence of zion" scene so make the drills much bigger

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The game gets harder faster then you can buy upgrades

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) waves don't get hard enough fast enough... upgrade tree should be non-linear... for example, if I want to save up and skip a weapon or turret, so there's really minimal upgrade 'strategy'. If the waves got harder faster (or capped at a higher level) I would have to choose my upgrades wisely in order to save up the 300K needed to build the EMP before being overrun, but at present, it's easy to keep up with the waves especially after 10 or so....

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FatherKai

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) YUM YUM, tastes very matrixy.

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pkalex1995

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Is it just me or do most of the robots and the suit look like the ones from the matrix

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah why no save feature? this is the 3rd time I start from scratch...

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wild88888

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) fun game but seriously, who is selling you these weapons at such outrageous prices knowing that they'll die if you don't have them... capitalism at its finest.

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This reminds me of a movie. You know "THE ONE" with the machines.

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Serru

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ion Sentry's screwing everything up without me needing to play... I've just beaten a level without clicking once.

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) no save, so it has been rated to 1...

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