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2cool4namesx

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If the whole city was killed where did the cart boy come from? And why cant the cart boy be touched by the machines?Is he immune or something?

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deleteduser

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Aw, damn! I thought the red pill was P.C.P.

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Caspercool

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Before bosses, this game was good... now it's pretty much impossible... died on wave 9, shooting as much as i could on the boss... it didn't die, and the door got destroyed... why??? Before bosses this was 5/5 worthy... i'm afraid with the near impossible bosses, i have to give it a 3/5 instead...

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ukazbek

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) imbecilicly hard bosses...

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deleteduser

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) weird... how come the machines defeated an army and cant kill a single robot and a sucker assistant?? The enemies could at least try to kill me or the turrets.

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Dbzfan123

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wtf! i started on wave 15!!!!!!!!!!, how do you play? I even started a new game and it started on level 15

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Sleepyrivertroll

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh and the end game becomes a tad bit easy. The final weapon combined with the final turrets is an almost overpowered combo. Your gun takes down all the small guys and the turrets will take care of all the ones heading straight forwards. For a few levels I just left my mouse in one place and it was over.

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Sleepyrivertroll

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yay! You made a use for jumping :D Nice improvements

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nightkiller66

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh nvm i found out how to kill him

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nightkiller66

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) second boss is EASY the third boss though.....I CANT EVEN TOUCH ITITTITITITIT

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Lakalaba

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Who else spent the first minute making the mech dance?

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Sogekihei

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good try. Try again

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mujo333

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good game but needs more upgrades, like more guns, auto reparir, life?

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deleteduser

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Scratch that, managed to do it by starting a new game, don't buy cart boy, lvl 2 reinforcement or lvl 2 turrets, just get BFG and the 10% mag field and the second boss is do-able

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deleteduser

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Second boss is genuinely impossible

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Taniss999

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is fine if you just remove all the bosses, the bosses are fine if you have the right upgrades but if you dont theyre damn near impossible. Balance the upgrades or make the bosses easier.

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Taniss999

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Errrr the level 5 boss needs to be nerfed, why? Because I spent my money on turrets and cart boy and realising that the boss might be hard focused all my firepower on the boss from the start, did that matter? No. Without the needler or something else its impossible to kill the level 5 boss. >.<

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Yinan

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) yay, i can't beat the boss on lvl 5 -.-

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cod6rules

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) cart boy is awesoeme

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charlielx21

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) rubbish, easy, if you stand, shooting at near the top of the starting point for the machines, you win... i won... and if you stand just behind the emp, youll catch most of the machines :) i killed 3813 machines, but couldntsend my score FIX BUG PLEASE!!!

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XxScarxX

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) for wave 15 boss she the green spinners and they will reverse and attack the boss

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pendulu

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how to beat wave 10? got needler, turret lvl2 fortification also upgraded..

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XxScarxX

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) reminds me of the last martix movie when the machines start to attack

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deleteduser

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For those struggling on wave 15: 'reflect' on whether the boss could injure itself.

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ajsuper

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i cant hit boss 3, plz help. otherwise great improvements

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UnleasherOfDoom

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) stop saying that once u get the last gun they cant touch ur base. get 2 a higher lvl and its much harder

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gnavux

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There is like no point to having a cart boy, i mean like you are way faster then him and he is only good when the boss comes

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UnleasherOfDoom

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wave 15: the boss is unshootable?

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kronokiller

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) glitch: huge scrap glitch: guys with what looks like two chainsaws die and become much bigger

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kingtimc

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol i made a comment on 28th of july about it reminding me of the matrix bit where the army of people raining hell on the robots coming out of the hole and now i saw numerous ones also saying how it reminds them of that movie

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mcgowanator

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This brings back memories of the matrix, lets hope Neo is finding his way into the robot haven...

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charlie12520

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this reminds me of effing metoers

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king11997

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why cant they just use the scrap metal to upgrade the door?

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king11997

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why just one guard?

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coolmike13

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The highscore is kinda' shit. Once you get the last gun and the upgraded turrets, all you have to do is hold the aimer at the starting hole in the wall, and then you ALWAYS win, with NO damage, and if you don't buy the last emp upgrade, I assume that could go on forever and make your score stupidly high

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monkeyjst

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) not that i dislike this game i just want to have a decline button along with the accept button

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jrmorelos

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There like sperms getting in the egg cell hehehe

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Dragonalx

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If nothing else, this is a mindless shooting game that's fun to look at, and isn't that all we really want?

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cmsaberfang

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why is this a game about the matrix?

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Schorscher

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so here is my algorithm of beating this game: walk right, if reach end, walk left, if reach end, walk right shoot higher enemy (= no swarmer, travel straight to door) which is nearest to door, if no higher enemies are on screen: if enemies come trough hole, shoot hole, else shoot swarmers buy cheapest update for weapon or turret, ignore EMP untill weapon and turret are max repair if money left and door damaged

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James_Markam

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good game but it gets pretty repetitive after a while, the angles of the arms get a bit awkward at times, there is a lack of both variety and intelligence for the enemies and, I wish there were more things to buy at the store... 4/5 because I see potential. Here are some suggestions to make the game better: 1. Change the character so he(or she) is facing the hole in the wall not towards the player. 2. Make some enemies attack that you, the turrets and, the emp. 3. Add some specials like maybe a Mini-EMP or a drone that follows you around. 4. Make a mode where you can leave the room, gain some ground, destroy one of the machine factories and, maybe find some survivors that you can bring back to the city.

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jadkni

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gets so stupid-easy once you have the last gun. That thing can basically kill the entire wave and let nothing hit the door all on its' own.

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jamer45

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For those who don't get it-This game along with Effing Worms has NOTHING to do with Effing Hail and Meteors. Different creators, different art style, different game play, same first name.

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kenstuck95

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) dont see the point in a jump button!!!

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arnoldt10

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) right... so 1st humanity is doomed via hail then meteors then the effing worm comes in now machines?????? damn this is a good story sequel!

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Symbiosis

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Someones favorite movie was "The Matrix"

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deleteduser

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Soo.... I use automated turrets to destroy automated robots because all automated robots revolted... yes....

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Raideen

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) a special nuke weapon to wipe entire enemies should be better!

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yurka777

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Where is the "save" button?!

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GunslingerX01

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol this is exactly like the matrix, lame

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