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blitzboy321

Jul. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how to beat boss at round 14? my attacks go straight through it!

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wwerules1128

Jul. 06, 2012

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toxicknight94

Jul. 06, 2012

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pyroa

Jul. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how the hell does that cart boy carry that much metal? wish i could carry 15000 kilograms of metal:P

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MorpHeer

Jul. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i can't win at wave 10 :(

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shadowtaco

Jul. 05, 2012

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IncorrectJustice

Jul. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Cool way to kill the Holo-Saw Blade Boss :D

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thecooolguy

Jul. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It should have 2 upgrades for the Cart Boy 1.Picks up 2 times the scrap metal 2.Pulls out gun and shoots randomly into air(the gun is as strong as 1 of your default mech suit guns. Only one. Not two. (first time asking this) Mind giving me a thumbs up so this will be added?

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creepender

Jul. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how use mag field?

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CODplayer9024

Jul. 04, 2012

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CODplayer9024

Jul. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) short, but addicting

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ethandf5

Jul. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I bet half the metal is bullets that we put into the robots

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Ajax_the_Greater

Jul. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Unbalanced as hell. I upgraded in this order, purchasing one level of each before starting the cycle over: turrets, mag field (though you might just as well skip it), weapons. I bought the cart boy at my earliest convenience, which was early in the game. I then situated myself a little right of the EMP (center) of the screen, aimed my mouse cursor at the top part of the enemy spawn point, and didn't need to even play the game anymore to win. You mow down everything. I literally walked away from the computer toward the later levels when it became obvious I could dominate like this. I was off eating dinner when I completed the game.

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Hectore

Jul. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) two fings to fix and point aut. 1: upgrades for cart guy becuse he cant pick up evrything 2: mag field and fortify has more upgrades then your canon and turrets

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netatsake

Jul. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The repair function says "10%." So why does it take more than 15 clicks to repair my wall when I get to higher levels? That's not 10%.

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Gamerr99

Jul. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) is this the matrix?

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GamerGuy75

Jul. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) effing games are effing awesome like effing worms 2 and stick blender are other awesome games from effing games

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demunkee

Jul. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Is there an actual ending? EMP went off and my dude is just standing there.

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XdragonKing

Jul. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i Effing love your games

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xboxdominat0r99

Jul. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) one thing i noticed about this—the pathing for the Cart Boy is extremely efficient, to where no scrap goes uncollected

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vikingonghorn

Jun. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) a guy+machines+guns=epicness

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turkeyleglool

Jun. 16, 2012

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deathawatys

Jun. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) needs badges

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vic1036

Jun. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) All you need is cart boy, turrets, and second weapon.Aim at the upper part of the spawn point.Good job you WON!!!

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XxAscendxX

Jun. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) so were was i in the movie soloing the machines with over 4k kills?

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Ageofempire2

Jun. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I Loved this game... The robots looks like from The Matrix... they have tentacles, fly, blablabla.... anyway.... i loved this game... 5/5

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Renx44

May. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) To kill the third boss, you must shoot the saws back at him.

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jaws246

May. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My Cart boy doesnt actuaLLY DO ANYTHING HE JUST STANDS THERE

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jaws246

May. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) these look ALOT like the robots from the matrix

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blackbird350

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how do you kill the third boss?

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klinklanger

May. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i got today's champ

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brunch

May. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) where's goku when you need him? I'm stuck on the last level!!!!! derp

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cbcheek

May. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) cart boy congrats, your offily hired (cart boy) oh, cool do i get to be in a robot with 2 guns. / no you have to go and collect metal .we sold you out for scrap metal.

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Haloinater

May. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) option to change graphics quality would really help. it seems to lack really bad when i try to play but i cant still work through it. usually, a lower graphic quality fixes lag so im sure anyone with the same problem wants graphic options too.

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Haloinater

May. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Thank God for unlimited ammo! We'd be screwed without it!

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Haloinater

May. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Not only is Neo gone off somewhere else, he's taking forever to bring peace and isn't doing A THING to help you out, like using his super powers from miles away or something

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wolfbreath77

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) needs more wep stages and upgrades

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deleteduser

May. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) @masterkiller110 - I DON"T LIKE HOW YOU"RE SHOUTING AT EVERYONE

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masterkiller110

May. 12, 2012

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razz93

May. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) evey 1s high scores is 1!

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Adnanahmed

May. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) there is no use to play after u have the cart boy and the last weapon

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NecroVendetta

Apr. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why didn't you just clal the game Matrix: Defense? Better title than "Effing Machines." Unless you just wanted to put it alnog with the series.

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bampancakes

Apr. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Human 1: Hey lets spend hours and millions of dollars in money for an unnecessary emp when we could nuke the place!! Human 2: Yea!

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deleteduser

Apr. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) N4 Gun with lighting is OP , Aim on a place few tiles away the broken wall and just go to fridge, repeat it till Emp is full :) Gl u passed th game..... oh N5 wep is weaker :)

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deleteduser

Apr. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) LIES!!! the "10% repair" does NOT repair 10%... i just bought eleven to go from almost half integrity to full.

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xd1234

Apr. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) NICE GAME IM STUCK! THANKS

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Telapoopy

Apr. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Ive always liked swarm games....

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Northdene

Apr. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why can't they fix the hole in the wall with all the metal they're collecting?

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sasperilla

Apr. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) In order to kill the second boss, you have to shoot at his disk things. They'll start going backwards, and hurt him.

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minnownow4

Apr. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) wait, can the second boss die? no hit markers on him, bullets just pass... :(

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