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n1cky

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why should you play a defend something game when you have to buy repairs every mission

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aronzei

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh... no checkpoints? :|

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tenkuchima

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is bad. There is literally no difficulty curve. There's no strategy, or skill required. You barley even have to move. The only reason you move, is to get money, so you can buy upgrades, the point of which is to kill enemies that don't do anything but have more health. Its boring all the way through to the end. 1/5

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yatseng

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs a scarp metal collector bot, as well as a auto-repair bot. i decided to give it 5/5 anyway when it says i get tons of chicks

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kingsnider

Jul. 27, 2011

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Dark_Daemon

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Maybe have branching weapon upgrades? For example, rate of fire and damage upgraded separately?

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charbladex

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) (holding down leftmouse button) aaaaaaaaaa,ddddddddddddd,aaaaaaaaaaaa,ddddddddd. thats how you win this game

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EyesofTiberium

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why doesn't it save?! D:

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spagheti_meatbal

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) thors cannon is so effing awesome

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There's a jump button? Now that the games over I see there is one...

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Tb00sd

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "The machines have destroyed all civilization, you have been chosen as the final defense" "Wait so im supposed to destroy an entire army that killed our military on my own?" "dont worry they wont actually attack you and we have a highly advanced mech awaiting you" "SO HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY BEAT OUR MILITARY?" "we got bored of shooting them to upgrade our guns so just kinda gave up" ........

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JamesT5192

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) that was so much better than those godawful matrix sequals. I wish I would have spent those hours of my life playing this instead

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fafdsfr

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) free, if you can get the emp with the basic gun and no turrets, your argument has merit. Until then, shut the hell up.

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zaxattacku

Jul. 27, 2011

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Zerjillo

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Too easy and repetitive. Just buy turrets and first weapon upgrade. Then just shoot at the entrance and move left and right until your fingers sore.

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mikerulez101

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) does this remind anyone else of the sentinels in The Matrix?

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darthtony

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it's too hard at the beginning and too easy at the ending ! it would be in the reverse way ! xD

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Manahimik

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Just finished it. Can't wait for Effing Machines Reloaded and Effing Machines Revolutions!

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Manahimik

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gotta love thor's cannon.

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cathelper

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is the best average joe picked at random who turns into a one man army and kicks some a' game.

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b1luaapft7a

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You have been randomly selected to mount the final defense." Words fail me other than, "Effing awesome!"

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a_free_man

Jul. 27, 2011

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EricOWNZ

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) EPIC remindes me of matrix reloaded though

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Lem0nhead

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ...The final part is a FLUX CAPACITOR!?! You mean we're either sending these morons to harass us later on or making them able to sabotage us before we could defend? Some Agent clearly infiltrated our engineer corps...

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the second one should be called effing machines reloaded

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fedoration

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) such an obvious matrix homage, me like :D

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LordShoe

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *pause game* WTF robot, quit walking!

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YellowCheetah

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wish there was more to this game. To me, I think this is the BEST game ever. Just needs more stuff. :)

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Something that actually damages the mech would be interesting.

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OliverAwsm

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love the ending, you get a holiday named after you and tons of chicks xD

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, that suit is really good, it can run around and shoot while carrying 200 tons of scrap metal!!! 5/5

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jamez17

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) BIG PROBLEM: The final form of the turrets are so strong you don't even need to shoot to win the levels and survive. That shouldn't happen, EVER!

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TicoGX

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think I found my perfect job! Controlling an awesome Mech and protecting a big metal door while I destroy an army of perverted looking robots! :D

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Sanmei

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Okay, I get that I MADE the mess, but do I REALLY have to be the one to clean it up? :\

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pr2prider

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I loved this game. I purposely didn't buy the last EMC piece so I could play longer. I maxed out all of the guns and I was extremely OP. Thors hammer is awesome!

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ClemsonMech

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The mech's sounds when firing become choppy when the auto turrets also fire.

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Mystic1252

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) seriously, why can't they make the gate out of the same stuff as the robot? the robot is hit by the enemies exploding and crashing into him from a long way up, and doesn't even suffer a scratch

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xParadisex

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Guy1: So we can build state of the art turrets to help you kill more Sentinals... Guy2: Nah screw that, i'll just get lasers, shooting bullets is in the past, this is the future damn it.

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TIGERTKD

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Matrix revolutions parody?

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pwnageelite

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The answer to the age-old question: Why me? Because your expendable.

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doomdwarf59

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) h,mm a magnet upgrade would be nice so you don't have to run around like crazy trying to collect all the scrap metal.

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Gaybilicious

Jul. 27, 2011

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mohirl

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's all a bit .... inevitable. Just a matter of time, repeating the same thing over again, until you win. On the plus side, now I know how it's *me* that's chosen to save the world in all these games.

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miguel5079

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Your games version is better then JTR's

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NinjaDuckie

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ....If the robots never target you, how did the last people defending get killed? And with mechs like this, how did they not stop the invasion? Were they all just utterly terrible shots?

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Time: after the war* Architect: "yes I definetly think we could create a fountain of dead robots coming out of that hole in the wall, what do you think sir?

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if you move your mouse left to right, you play the moroccos. and can some one say zion

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Gold_Roger

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) tentacle robots :3

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johnny23

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In the Matrix..... RRRRRRRRREEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!................... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Secreto

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) sorry i have so many tabs and post the wrong coment in the wrong game :(

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