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Leopard22

Feb. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) WTF is behind the door?

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Canabix

Feb. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) F-ing matrix

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luilol

Jan. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) SO THERE IS A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AND A ROBOT ONE!!!

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captaincowtj

Jan. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) In the future, we have lasers, homing turrets, flying drill rockets, insane flying robot sperm, but EMP takes OVER 9001 times longer to charge than it does now!

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protienshakes

Jan. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) could you add a auto-walk feature?

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jereby12345

Jan. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) revanfan01 i disagree i think they should have a effing worm boss

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percydaydreamer

Jan. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) whoa wait hold up if the robots killed every one why does that cart boy live

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TheLightDemon

Jan. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Ya know, the 10% repair seems to get smaller and smaller as health increases...

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Robloxrazgriz

Jan. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) @ ashungshung the robots in the matrix do infact jump... One dolphin dived!

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RevanFan01

Jan. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) After valiantly holding off 1 wave, all those you have loved and known are dead!

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RevanFan01

Jan. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) They should use the Effing Worm instead of a little bot! (+) if you want the worm!

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ashungshung

Jan. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) in matrix the robots dont jump there but why does the robot jump here?

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ashungshung

Jan. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) its like matrix the movie

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frozensun256

Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well you kinda get dizzy about 20 mins into the game :)

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li98

Dec. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Am i the only one thinking of Matrix playing this?

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Mushroomfighter

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LOL... the phone at the begginning: The machines have killed everyone defending the city. You have been randomly selected to mount the final defence good luck, High Command.

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callumarmstrong

Dec. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) press + if you love the effing series im the biggest fan

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Bubbleman087

Dec. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 definitely needs better upgrades and more pay outs for the metal.

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Trizalio

Dec. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i killed 4000 machines to charge EMP to kill 20 more machines?

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Flagur

Nov. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The Thor Cannon can take the 'final boss' in seconds out. How lame xD

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jax543

Nov. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you should be able to charge the E.M.P. with the 5th weapon... it ...would... be ... AWSOME!!!

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Laskotop

Nov. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Need even more enemies ! And maybe weakspot on different robots and a jetpack upgrade to reach them ! 5/5

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zack1234567

Nov. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) matrix

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alexmage

Nov. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) its something from matrix but its k just as ppl tend to say it stoo repetitve and EASY i mean i am writting this while i left my robot to shitt spawn point and collector to get metal

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ItachiU1

Nov. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thinking they have robot intelligence,they cannot figure out how to attack the mech suit before trying to destroy the door

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NBoys

Nov. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) is this like effing worms

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karl901

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how to kil the robot #5 tell me

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SwagKing12

Nov. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hello everybdoy i couldnt get first but i got 2 most kills and waves.

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SwagKing12

Nov. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 1,000,000 KG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SwagKing12

Nov. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) by the time your reading this i will have the highest score on everything except kills maybe

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b4gamestime

Oct. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this game is so damn cool

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CADAVeRKage

Oct. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) and suddeny on wave 14 there came out flying lawnmower and destroyed "everyone i have ever loved", through rain of metal falling down i couldn't even see if i have hit it just once ... so which way is your place babe, no one is going to be jealous anymore

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deleteduser

Oct. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Everybody you know and love had died" Me:"Oh well... not my problem anymore..."

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blastysw

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You: hey boy, want to risk your life to collect my scrap metal? Shopping cart guy: how much you pay me? You: uhhhhh, 15000 kilos of useless scraps sound good? shopping cart guy: HECK YEA!

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cybertron86

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what would some random guy with a shopping cart be doing with 15000 kilograms of metal?

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xXNYO_WINDEXISXx

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sure, put a single man against more than 20,000 Effingmachines and see what happens.

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JordanAlixander

Oct. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) um well i give it a 4.9 because (unless i didn't make it far enough) the reason why is because after you beat the game it seems theres only one shop one final shop and no shop after that because i wanna see what all the stuff does and all if you get my point.

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JordanAlixander

Oct. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i have got a idea for improvement and it is that it would be a good idea to see if you can make the repair button the shop (or whatever you call it) lower the price such as ok so it cost 500 kg at the momment so say you only have 9% health left to repair exactly so make the price lower auto to say 400 401 402, etc because it repairs 10% that way if you don't need to repair anymore and don't need to waste money to see if you need to repair anymore since alot of the time so far for me it gets really close to full health so close that i can't tell so i buy it again so say it repairs 13% and you need to repair 4% and it still costs 500 make it lower the price auto to a good amount so you don't waste money and don't need to use money if you have it fully repaired thats all i got right now it becomes.

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deleteduser

Oct. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No worries everyone! My suit along with our giant metal dome appear to be EMP-poof!

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deleteduser

Oct. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Robot: Command, our silver metal drill bot has failed what should we do?! Command: Make a bigger one with an orange drill, that should kill them.

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hamdesal

Oct. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) easy to defeat the 3rd boss Hint: hit the razor

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Manuals

Oct. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Struggling with The Red and Grey big bug- how to kill?

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Manuals

Oct. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) THE BIG SAW SHOOTER- Shoot his Big green saws and keep on shooting- and they will come back to him.-Exploding on impact

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lakersfan240

Oct. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What's the point of jumping?

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istorik

Oct. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hell, after an hour of shooting my cart boy have moved 23000 miles, have collected half the earts volume of scrap. and me was not moving after all. just point with thor gun in the middle of the hole and autofire^^

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lakersfan240

Sep. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I got stuck on Wave 9 when that big flying bug thingy came... >:|

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Ourous

Sep. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The big saw-shooter seems extremely intangible

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link1095

Sep. 28, 2011

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deleteduser

Sep. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) love the starting "you have been randomly selected to make a defense"

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erk155

Sep. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) these robots really need a self destruct system

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