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SadHeart

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) nice game but just too easy ^^

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fsjd129

Jul. 26, 2011

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primus01

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) PTfasd, you cant expect every game like this to be super complicated with loads of upgrades and enemies and stuff. sometimes games are just made to be a quick time waster for procrastinators and stuff. dont expect months of work out of every five minute game.

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videogamer8888

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hay robots i got an idea lets attack from the other side *all them looks at me weird* 0_o wuts wrong?

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Mjab

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The fire rate seems to be independent of framerate. On computers that can't keep up with the game (like mine), that means your guy shoots a lot more often than he's supposed to. Tie in the game's speed to the player's firing rate to fix this. There is also no incentive to buy the EMP parts before you have all the other upgrades. Maybe make it so each part you buy you can kill all the enemies on screen once per round. This will encourage players to buy the EMP piece by piece along with the other upgrades.

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zadercader

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You should be able to customize your exo-suit with parts and colors you earn by destroying a certain amount of each robot.

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SpiritKorii

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so THIS is what a birth control pill feels like...

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LordSkullder

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 1st Robot, hey look that guy shooting us has virtually no armor, lets kill him! 2nd Robot Don't waste your time! I'm gonna charge at that 12" thick door!

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kinggh

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is so based off of matrix 3 the robots attacking a city and they look a like the matrix robots to

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Sleepyrivertroll

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It gets pretty easy to get to the end. Just upgrade the turrets and EMP whenever you can, always making sure your health is above 50%. I finished in 16 waves but I probably could have done better as my technique started to improve at the end. I'd recommend more enemy types, the option to place turrets where you want them, and the machines attacking your upgrades so you can't be too complacent. Good game.

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deleteduser

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Evil sperm are trying to penetrate my hull!!!

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Dulran

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @Runner pie: Yes it does. The five second rule applies to all.

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Gorgeoo

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This kind of games always amuses me - Im a hero defending last remnants of civilization against evil machines/zombies/whatever, but I have to buy weapons on my own to do this xD

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DFL0505

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) fun game hope to see a second one but add on to this more upgrades, different enemies, bosses, maybe upgrade your suit with passive abilities like a magnet to collect metal etc. 4/5

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deleteduser

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) put your hands in the air like you just don't care

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nolafugee

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the destroyed enemies disappear too quickly

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ianjasonsanga

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Robot #1: Hey! look there is a giant mech with guns shouldnt we attack? Robot #2 : No! are crazy?!?!

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gr8white

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ten bucks says this guy watched the matrix 3 before making this game

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dubloe7

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I spent the first half of the game thinking the robots on the ground damaged you because it makes explody looking lights and sounds...

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Eonzeon

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) honestly after you beat it says "meanwhile the machines are rebuilding" well thats just @%#%@ing great not only did i just accept a quest to gain the honor of a lifetime but now i have to do it again isnt that just dandy? .... >n<

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Constantine212

Jul. 26, 2011

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Eonzeon

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) turret lvl 4 and main gun lvl 4 and you are set not one touches the door

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miner43

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the machines look like the ones from "The Matrix"

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Sune343

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) EMP to win? But I wasn't done blowing stuff up!!

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Mercernary235

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You have been randomly selected..."? Its like jury duty. Times 10,000

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magicmira

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i love that my robot seems to be wearing roller skates ^_^

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miiror3

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) as soon as i saw the enemy mmachines first level i was thinking yep this guy is getting sewed for stealing the battle in matrix 3

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Oronikin

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Citizen, you've been chosen to fight the robotic menace" "FREAKING SWEET! I CAN'T W.... wait, is that an army of flying, robotic sperm? I'm out."

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hopetocome

Jul. 26, 2011

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benmerry

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) walkthrough: hold left, hold right, shoot up

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neko14

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else have happy memories of The Matrix 3 while playing this? Of course not. Nobody liked Matrix 3!

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jie1111

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) who knew shooting down robot sperm would be so fun!

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cewyjedi

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) no matter how hard u try u keep getting put back into the matrix

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Amythia

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Too easy! But fun.

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kaptk112

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Over all it was a pretty good game, I you put in more weapons, different options when "leveling up", and some new senery this could be alot better.

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Devas

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I REFUSE. *Throws Iphone*

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JeStErJaKe

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) too dang repetitive sorry its jst not all that good 2/5

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Hagenfels

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Automatic guns doing all the work... as soon as you have them out you can easily go idle.

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Runner_pie

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ...why does the scrap metal disappear after a few seconds? I mean, just because it sat on the ground for a few seconds doesn't make it un-usable.

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CallMeFamine

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome game, just need more enemies, more stuff to do. Maybe need extra levels more bosses.

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moonstrike

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I dont know about you guys but i was jumping for the hell of it.

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spdyrel

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So it's pretty much a Matrix minigame...

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JimmyA1

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) they should make a 2nd game

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wesone72

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Game is a good idea but poorly executed. Once you learn how to earn the cash, by moving along the dead robots, it is just ridiculous. Move the Weapon? No, just find a spot and hold the trigger down. Once you get the turrets as well it gets even more ridiculous and mindless taking absolutely no skill at all to play. Might as well call it "Idle Machines" since it requires nothing save for the boring back and forth across the screen using the A & D keys. 2/5

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deleteduser

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Got real boring, real fast. So much could be added..

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deleteduser

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Reminds me of the third matrix movie...Where's the storyline?

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Septicox

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Boring after lvl 20 :'(

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deleteduser

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I vote that instead of building this E.M.P we just use the scrap metal to build more exo-suits! then we launch an attack on the robots.

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RazielAnarki

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the game is a bit on the easy side, and i was able to finish before having all the weapons (therefore missing some of the intended experience -- maybe the parts of the emp should cost more progressively, so i'm tempted to upgrade the weapons first). maybe also in game achievements. juming is unecessary, as you mostly just run left-right collecting metal, while shooting the baddies above. gameplay is smooth and fun 5/5

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PTfasd

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's a nice game but it gets very repetitive, all you need to do is run around left right while shooting at the spawn point, after a while waves stop getting harder. It got loads of room for improvement though. For example, more playing modes; some new enemies or enemy types (ranged, supporter, etc); bosses each 5waves; more stuff to buy (like a metal collector); something to "jump" to; crouch to improve aim or damage; some sort of charged attack; etc.

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