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"your wife Moira has become an alcoholic, your daughter Lara is selling drugs, your son Walcott" Is upset because his name is Walcott!!!
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When I got my first beer I felt a slight feeling of regret, which luckily passed as I drank more. Even though my stomach turned, my eyes hurt and I kept falling off bridges for some reason. Anyhow, nice game, though difficult to play while drunk...
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Ok, once you have been playing for a while and all the pictures appear it gets easier. OH GOD A NEW BEER PLACEMENT. THE END IS NYE
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For some reason, having a few before I started this game didn't seem to help much. Kudos to the developer for creating something different from the idle crap and shoot 'em ups that have been plaguing Kong as of late. This game is a fiver and is skookum as frig.
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can you put a seizure warning i have epilepsy and these lights already make my eyes hurt like hell do some damn research
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1/5 for the flashing white lights. Game developers need to learn to stop being assholes by including those. Epilepsy is real.
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And I'm assuming this isn't really trying to send too much of a message, because at absolute worst the most neglect can do is be equivalent to a father just leaving the family, and that doesn't usually turn out that badly. I ain't had a daddy at home since I was 8, and...ok, I've had a super messed up life, but that's correlation, not causation. Now, if you made a pac-man style game where you normally run from your family members, then in the corners are alcohol, which you drink and then you can chase them down and punch them all, THEN you'd have a morbid game. That's actually a pretty good idea, that would send a message! Maybe if this programming thing pans out I'll make it one day.
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Wow, dude pukes after 1 beer? I've only known one dude who had a an alcohol tolerance quite that low. Dude's of completely Russian heritage too. His ancestors would be so ashamed.
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Spoiler alert: For the "good ending" jump off the level. Everyone will be fine. Moral of the story, don't drink beer, vodka is much better.
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@hulkter It is trying to teach us a lesson: Never touch any moving pictures, unless you want to fall off of the face of the earth.
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@LesLeyLaw Just disappear off the face of the earth. Please.
Interesting game though, feels like an old arcade game, only complaint is when you drink a beer sometimes you get a status where you automatically drop from the bridges, That one is extremely annoying.
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Therapist: Sir, why have you been drinking so heavily as of late?
Dad: I have a son named Walcott
Therapist: I'm so sorry.