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I came from the future to warn you! This game is terrible, you're not winning anything, and the Yo Dawg quest is NOT worth three hours of your time spent playing this terrible game! Also it gave my dog cancer.
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why do i have to buy the decorations? why do i have to buy the furniture? i'm not inheriting the place.....Why do i have to earn menu items? why aren't they already on the menu? that seem like such a poor idea.
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Congratulations!
You've completed the 'Yo Dawg' quest and come away with 30 points!
You've been entered in a drawing to win sweet Kong swag.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some fun games to play.
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I'm sorry, but these games are terrible. If you take something that is fundamentally not fun and make a game of it, guess what? The game is also fundamentally not fun. And that's the exact opposite of what a game should be. If I wanted the mind-numbing tedium of working in a fast food joint, I'd work in a fast food joint, damnit. And, you know what? They'd frickin' PAY ME to do that.
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I have to assume the author of the Papa's game series worked too many fast food jobs and wishes to take his rage out on the Internet by making games that are far too accurate for their own good. I actually feel the life endangering sadness of a fast food employee when playing a Papa game. If it weren't for the meta game (which I had *every* other badge already), I wouldn't be here at all.
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Getting paid after you have a chance to buy upgrades is annoying. I have to spend a day sitting on $100+ which could be spent getting an expensive upgrade.
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Well luckily for you DK, there's choices you can make to play or not to play. No one is forcing you to do Yo Dawg but yourself.
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most not fun game on kong. i hate all the papas restaurant games. all boring and slow. If i wanted to play these games i would go work at a fast food place and actually get paid REAL money for doing this.
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theres always that lil muda f***er stealing from the tip jar
and how come he only does tips but doesnt charge for ice cream
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Okay, finally got the medium badge after day 15 of making about 6 ice creams a day. And I think every day I watched the whipped cream fall, I thought to myself "I can't believe this is how I'm spending my time...."
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Frigging 14 badges after 12 "days" ... then I look at the in-game badges (find them in the pause menu) and find out there are a bunch of badges for getting 5 bronze and 5 silver ratings and junk ... so By being a good employee, I miss out on a bunch of in-game badges and delay this 20 badge thing? bullocks... I guess I'll just botch a bunch of sundaes on day 13.
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3 of 20 badges...this is going to be a torture. Sorry, but this is exactly the kind of game I usually see and start running - fast and far...
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I don't like these types of games, so I can't really say it's bad per se. As far as it being part of a quest, it becomes a lot more bearable when you realize that a lot of the badges don't really require you to be any good at the game, you just have to make a lot of sundaes, and you only need 20 of the 80 badges. Which means there will be 60 badges I'll never even try to get.
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You would think whoever made this yo dawg quest would have at least tested all the games first, and put some on there that he already earned himself....
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Would've rated it 5 stars if you'd converted it into a defense style game. Let players equip their server with weapons to fire at the fat smiley customers storming in. Damn the customers... save the milkshakes!
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I hate all of Papa's -games. The reason are as follows:
You need ass long to write down the recipe
You need ass long to wait for the judgment
You pay upgrade from your personal salary and tips
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Besides being immensely boring this game teaches bad ethics. Trying to get me to suck up to unfriendly, ungrateful bastards is just plain slave morality, and I'll not stand for it, not even for the sake of a quest! I haven't even reached first pay-day yet, but I'm outta here and I'll not set foot in any Papa's restaurant game ever again!
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You can see an achievement / badge list in-game by pressing pause and hitting the Badges button. For some reason you can't access this between levels...
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I just want to finish this for the badges and do not find this fun at all. Where can you see a list of your achievements?
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Game forgot all the important parts. "Cross-contamination", "Shithouse Hygiene", "Manky Mixers" and "Tolerated Self-Important Customer" badges. You also have customers returning 3 weeks in a row consuming FAT shakes. No weight gain. No pimples. Truly, how hard is it to go "Regular customer - same again thanks?"... Nope - lets drag out the mundane part of mundane work and put cheesy grins and cheesy exaggerated responses to comprehensive banality.
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I really like how well it captures the unbelievable mind numbing boredom of actually working at a food service job. How is this considered a game?