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so close 2999998 then the spikes so evil!!!!!!!!! so close SoCLOSE AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When i fired my tank at minimum power, (again) turtle was stranded! Jeep, Dad and banana hit turtle at same time! :O At same launch, i saw 2 Dads a row like this : O:Dad OO That launch was fun! :D
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Lol, when i fired with tank at minimum power, and banana was coming to punch me, it exploded and i didn't fly and i still heard ''Shoyruken!''. What a glitch!
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Anybody else notice that the period on the end of the hard achievement is actually a link to a youtube video called "Zombie Kid Likes Turtles?"
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VICTORY! With 3,895,574! Nukes are about the equivalent of hitting a banana, and hitting a banana and dad at the same time is about HALF as powerful as the golden gun (I've done it.)
That gun is RIDICULOUS! When trying to get hard badge and are slowing down (make sure to buy chest bomb), aim for ammo pickups above all else. 20 golden bullets can push you up to 3 million almost instantly, assuming you don't hit spikes, a big bird, or a sun.
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To holy adept, you are an ignorant piece of golden cannon scrap... This game resembles kitten cannon's concept but other than that it is absolutely different. Kitten cannon doesnt have upgraded cannons doesnt have moving screen doesnt have good graphics doesnt have guns to shoot the cat farther doesnt have any control doesnt have rockets/missiles doesnt have goombas bombs aliens fathers with chainsaws suns spike walls birds chest bombs doesnt have bags of money for upgrades doesnt have in depth scoring system, and MOST importantly it doesnt have TURTLES!!! LONG LIVE THE STUNT TURTLE!
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Ok, this guy is definitely into Pokemon, which is TOTALLY AWESOME. The "Angry Ground Creature" is so obviously a Diglett, and you can tell from the achievement that he had it there as a joke. Also, did anyone else notice how similar to a Squirtle the turtle is?
PLUS IF YOU AGREE AND/OR THINK POKEMON ARE THE BOMB!
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EDIT: Yes and add a RETRY button! I hate to wait till the turtle lands when I already know it was a bad launch...
Why does EVERY "powerup" you encounter on the way slow you down so much? I find it virtually impossible to avoid things in higher speed and almost everything will cut your speed in half and toss you upwards. Why no speed boosters...? Otherwise great but this is so random.
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you must be going really fast to bounce of a giant bird b hit the ground then go two thousand feet into the air. Wow thats 1 tough turtle.