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The most funnest game ever!! You know how the turtle keeps on making funny faces whenver he hits the ground? That makes me laugh so hard!! I'll give this a 10/5 (if I could) !!!
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At first i was really excited, because i had never been this high before, but it was soon abruptly stopped once i hit the sun and became burnt out. ;)
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Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.
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KABOOM!!! shot out of a tank, shot with a golden 5k powered pistol, almost stabbed in the stomach with a missle, was nuked by 43,567,342,567,654,567,111,222,333,444,555,666,777,888,999,345,678,000 nuke, and was shot by alot of guns.
BOOOOOM!!! PEW! PEW! PEW! KABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!! KAPOW!!! BOOM!!! ZIP! ZANG! OW! OW! BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! SLICE! RIIIIIIIIIP!
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this turtle is beast he not ever die never cut up spiked burned sufercated blown up get shot by bazuka about 5 zillion times and shot out cannon
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dude every person in every game has a problem like wtf? dude stop commenting what u dont like. they still wont change it
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Yeaaaaahh 3.692.000!!! I love this game, the first I ever played on kongregate, before joining. Waiting for a sequel :)
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I love this game, I played it on newgrounds long before I found Kongregate. my only beef with it is this: I can shoot him in the face with a sniper rifle, blow him up with a bomb, strap a rocket to him, burn him up with the temperature of a sun and nuke him with no ill effects more than a black eye... this turtle is god! His one weakness? simple metal spikes. sooo if I got into a fight with god at a strip club, all I need is a metal spike?
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Hey did anyone else notice that if you look at the badges/achievements that kongregate gives you for this game, if you click on the hard one and read the description " 3,000,000 feet (single launch) – You know he secretly likes it." you can click on the full stop and it takes you to a youtube video
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How does that turtle survive?That turtle is sure tough!It should be killed by a few shots and luckily we dont need to pay for the injury!
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In this game i think you are the turtle. Because you move him around and in the shop picture hes deciding what to buy. Anyway 5/5