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3.853.925 ft done with 60 nuke, most of all achievement (for the time medal, simple leave the game on and go take a walk). Upgraded cannon to tank level and gold weapon. DON'T shoot all your bullet immediatly, use the nuke and when the turtle reach the right screen use ONE bullet to make him return to the right position. Buy also the chest bomb, i'm very unlucky whit the spikes sphere/walls and whit that you have more possibilities to go further... Good Luck!!!
PS: i divided the nuke for ft to avoid the waste of nukes:
30 nuke= 1.500.000ft;
15 nuke= 2.000.000ft;
00 nuke= 3.000.000ft;
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Today i learn that turtle can live from a nuke. So ones day I will make an army of turtle and dominate the world since they are so invincible and can survive in a nuclear war.
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Very great game, Grpahic's and Gore ride. I see that this game tries to make it the Goriest ride you have every took with the Chainsaw Daddy, Bomb Spikes.
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Maybe I'm only seeing it this way because of how annoying it is, but I seem to be getting hit by those floating spikes far, far too often. I wish the achievement for hitting 20 spikes was to have the amount of them greatly reduced. I can only imagine the frustration from hitting one as you close in on three million feet.
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turtle: "ah, well, at last, i have almost stopped bouncing. At last, my pain is--" *gets hit by three dudes with chainsaws and a jeep* "WHYYYYYYY????"
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Dang it, somehow my data got deleted. And now it's the badge of the day to get 3mil feet. Right. I was close to getting that before. Dammit.
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How to get the Hard badge; MUST HAVE: Golden Gun, Tank, Missile.
First, shoot almost horizontally. Just before the turtle is about to hit the floor, use the Missile. Once the Missile is over, use your Golden gun to shoot the turtle, again just before he hits the floor. Let him bounce THREE times, before shooting again. You should get to around 2 million before you run out of bullets. When this happens and you start to slow down, use NUKES. Personally, I bought 100, just incase. Lastly, you need luck. Fingers crossed you get some extra bullets along the way. Good luck!
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Look stop trying to ask , the secret button is nothing but a small "credits" awesome video it's the question mark between blast and co ( Blast (?) C.O. )
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For all of you who are having trouble w/ the hard badge, use the gold gun every 333,333 feet. Its possible to get that much distance (or at least 300k) from a single shot. GOOD LUCK
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AAARGH!!!! F***ing spikes!!!!!
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I hate this game.... You go through so many nukes just to get so close to 3 million only to hit a spike.....................
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ok you can buy nukes cannons jetpacks and rockets. only one question. who is buying all this. if its the turtle then he must be suicidal.
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in the shop theres a sign that says blast co. move the mouse after the word blast and theres a question mark click it to see the secret. the question mark is the button.
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To get the 3000000 feet you need to have all upgrades and most Achiewments too, because they give better stats for some things.
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personally i'm sick of these games, like the penguin game the other day, where you can sit back and do nothing and eventually you'll have the money to buy everything, they bore me