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Medal Meddler Badge (medium - 15 points)
You acquired this badge on Sep. 12, 2009.
"I Like Turtles" Badge (hard - 30 points)
You acquired this badge on Feb. 27, 2011.
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Turtle- I believe i Can Fl- *Splat*.
Owner- DANG IT DUDE! TURTLES ARE EXPENSIVE THESE DAYS.
Guy- Well, im the reason th resession started. * Runs *
Owner- Waves Hand * Yer GetEr Back Here So i CAN teach Youz A lessonz!
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If this game could talk, it would probably say something like "Okay, don't spend to much time playing, remember to go outside or something." Then immediately after it would say "Oh and also, if you want to achieve the hard badge, you have to play for five hours. Have fun b#tch."
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While it was fun at first, the last badge is not HARD to get, rather it is just TIME CONSUMING. I did it for almost 30 minutes just to get to 2,973,947 feet and hit an alien that killed me...Every try after that I kept getting killed along the way and after a few hours just gave up. Sorry, but final badges are just supposed to be a challenge, not a time vampire. Lowered my rating because of this.
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*private* General!! *general* Yes..? *private* we are recruiting a turtle *general* COUGH COUGH* really a turtle? *private* YA general hmm how long can he live? *private general* Hmm lets see * 0 800 hours *general* HOLY SHIT the guy has survived chainsaws millions of spikes got shot by a BEAVER! wait what? *private* ignore that.... *general* as i was sayin WAIT WHOA A ALIEN abducted hiM!!! oo Get a camera private!
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ouch... that was cruel.. the turtle flew straight to spikes from space... i dont think im gonna be able to eat anymore...
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Haha, in the achievement description for the the 3,000,000 feet achievement, click on the last period highlighted in red. It is the I like turtles kid XD
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wow first run and i almost finish when a banana comes up and slaps my turtle another 2k feet...
thats one bad ass banana
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They need a specific genre for games such as this one. Games where you try and go as far as possible, upgrade, then try again.
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NO NO F****************************************************************************************************************K!!!!!! 2,999,997 feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!