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awesome!!!!man.... this game's just "PERFECT"...and it's so very nice of the turtle 2 do such dangerous things 4 me!!! :D
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look up at the hard badge, there is a period at the end of itin which isactually a link click on, it made me laugh so hard in relation to this game.
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The Turtle had a really bad run today... First he got shot out of a cannon, which was followed by a series of shots from a deadly firearm... after a number of bounces and various explosions he got burned, fell on the spikes (which set off the chest bomb), got cut with a chainsaw, which launched him into the spiked wall... I would feel very sorry for the Turtle, if it wasn't fun... 10/10 :)
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They should add a hard badge, it would be "collect all 40 medals" i'm just saying it's not like you get it in 5 minutes it takes TIME! OVAR 9000/5*
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I'm flying and BOOM! what?! aww, it's a flying spike? woah, wait the turtle can survive giant flying birds, being on fire, and a huge chainsaw smacking cyborg called "dad" but a teensy weensy little spike on a baloon will kill him?! anyways, 5/5* as I said before.
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Really hard and boring in the beginning, but once you get better cannons, guns, etc. the game is pretty damn fun! 5/5*
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i hate the scret button IT SUCKS, the creator must've been drunk to make such a stupid picture of some nerds pointing there fingers, vote this - so no-one can see it!
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i found the secret button on shop menu!there is a faint question mark inbetween where it says blast co. hit + and...KEEP THIS COMMENT ALIVE!
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just wandering i bet there is no one who found the secret button on the shop menu but oh well good game last badge 3,000,000/3,000,000
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This is awesome...
Bug: On my fourth shot, I stomped on a goomba and at the same time used the Rock Pack. This propulsed me as high as when I use the Tank and the Golden Gun on Newgrounds, well over outer space.
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THIS...IS...SO...AWSOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Medal Meddler Badge (medium - 15 points)
You acquired this badge on Sep. 12, 2009.
"I Like Turtles" Badge (hard - 30 points)
You acquired this badge on Feb. 27, 2011.
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Turtle- I believe i Can Fl- *Splat*.
Owner- DANG IT DUDE! TURTLES ARE EXPENSIVE THESE DAYS.
Guy- Well, im the reason th resession started. * Runs *
Owner- Waves Hand * Yer GetEr Back Here So i CAN teach Youz A lessonz!
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If this game could talk, it would probably say something like "Okay, don't spend to much time playing, remember to go outside or something." Then immediately after it would say "Oh and also, if you want to achieve the hard badge, you have to play for five hours. Have fun b#tch."
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While it was fun at first, the last badge is not HARD to get, rather it is just TIME CONSUMING. I did it for almost 30 minutes just to get to 2,973,947 feet and hit an alien that killed me...Every try after that I kept getting killed along the way and after a few hours just gave up. Sorry, but final badges are just supposed to be a challenge, not a time vampire. Lowered my rating because of this.
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*private* General!! *general* Yes..? *private* we are recruiting a turtle *general* COUGH COUGH* really a turtle? *private* YA general hmm how long can he live? *private general* Hmm lets see * 0 800 hours *general* HOLY SHIT the guy has survived chainsaws millions of spikes got shot by a BEAVER! wait what? *private* ignore that.... *general* as i was sayin WAIT WHOA A ALIEN abducted hiM!!! oo Get a camera private!
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ouch... that was cruel.. the turtle flew straight to spikes from space... i dont think im gonna be able to eat anymore...
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Haha, in the achievement description for the the 3,000,000 feet achievement, click on the last period highlighted in red. It is the I like turtles kid XD