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Easy way to win. Get jetpack asap no need to upgrade guns make your priority to upgrade your Cannon then 2nd priority better jetpack then buy nukes and BLOW YOURSELF AWAAAAAAAY :D
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(biologist) Look! Judging by the cannon there and trail of bloody marks on the ground, it appears the turtle we are tracing is trying to launch itself! As we walk along the path it seems the the turtle started to slow down, until here, the impact spots are only inches apart until... it appears the turtle sat up. (biologist)You can clearly see the shell edge here. and umm... after that... it appears to have err... stood up up and walked away. (cameraman) It did WHAT!? (Biologist) The footprints and drops of blood lead to... a shop? and wait here a minute. (A few minutes later) That man tells me that yes, a turtle did come and buy a nuclear bomb. And als... LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!! *splat*
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great game uyguizsguygfugidfgugzhjhjhvbjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccthis game leveled me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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easy way to get masochist: weakest cannon, shoot at a high power completely flat. also through in the rock pack for just in case you don't hit a spike before you start to stop.
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wow is that little guy tough i want to see what his mom has to see wene he gets home lol but dang he is tough shot out of a cannon hit by gun spikes burned by the sun and nuked and still got up and was ready again i salut you turtle have fun on your trip
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hes not a normal turtle he some turtle like creature from another planet, because you launch a turtle from a cannon he just splats on the floor.
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this guy got stung by bees (he's allergic) got shot with a gun 1 shot kill (golden gun) hit so many gombas and bombs that i could have never have imagined and lived to tell the tale.(p.s you know he secretly likes doing it)
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have you ever asked your self: OMFG... how does he heal those wounds do fast? Answer: he is a hybrid from Underworld movies :3
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I finally reached three million after two hours and right after that run the hint poped up that I can use arrow keys to help move around X_____X WHY WASN'T I TOLD BEFORE THIS!!!!
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Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.