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deleteduser

Aug. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) ILIKETURTLES!

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deleteduser

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) the r.s.p.c.a is gonna sue the owner 4 abusing the turtle lols

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deleteduser

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) just dont forget the bomb strap if you are trying to get the 3 mil... those spikes will ruin it.. just ruined a 2.8mil and if i would have bought the 2000 dollar bomb i would have made it!!!!!!

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deleteduser

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) for best results from your gun always shoot the turtle when its falling specially when its falling at high speeds.

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deleteduser

Aug. 15, 2010

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5bd5bd

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) the wsad thing doesnt work for me

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deleteduser

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) how the fu** does th turtle live through this all!?!?!?!?!?1?1?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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deleteduser

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I'm soooo kinda close: 1568777 ft need 3 mil. :)

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deleteduser

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Finally got 3m (died on a spike at 3.2m...). My tactic: Golden Gun + Tank + Missile. A perfect 45 deg + 100% will get you 750 ft in the air. When altitude starts dropping, fire the missile. Now get ready to gun. My trick was to wait 3-4 bounces, until the turtle slowed down (in middle of screen). Then shoot turtle on descent (lower half of screen). He immediately hits full speed (far right side) and altitude. With this approach, you get ~250k-300k per gun shot. 10 bullets, plus initial cannon/missile will get you to 3m. Use nukes if you need to, but at low speeds you're more likely to hit the spikes. Took 3 tries with this tactic to get 3m. Just a matter of not hitting a spike (luck). Happy cannoning!

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deleteduser

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) if you click the hard badge then then click the period after the word it, it will take you to a youtube video about a zombie kid that likes turtles

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deleteduser

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If you click on the turtles head or arm, it brings you to newgrounds...

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deleteduser

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This is fun!!

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deleteduser

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) also, hold up and right or "w" and "d"

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deleteduser

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Why is the dot in the hard badge a link to YouTube? ._.

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deleteduser

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i likd the contra music at the press start menu. i remember contra on NES :)

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deleteduser

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I finally did it. I got the 3,000,000 feet badge. What you will need is the Golden Gun, the Tank, and about 50 nukes, along with the Chest Bomb, just in case. Also it's good to get the achievements in the game that will make the cannon more powerful, so you will have to play for at least 2 hours. When trying to get the 3,000,000 feet, you want to go as fast as possible and maintain a steady speed the whole time. The faster you go, the less chance you have of hitting one of the spikes that stops you midair, or the alien ship that abducts you. So launch the turtle with the Tank and because you have to make 10 rounds of the Golden Gun last 3 million feet, shoot the turtle once every 300,000 feet and then nuke the turtle until you reach the next distance. The turtle will be going so fast that it won't hit anything.

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CorneliaPhoenix

Aug. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) ... the golden gun, the tank, a chestbomb, a missile and 80 nukes. but no. i got killed by a "bloody end" thingy >.< + this if you've been throught the same thing, and you're annoyed because of that.

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I died... 132 feet away from 3, 000, 000...

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I Laughed SO HARD when i got hit by the banana, mainly because it was unexpected.

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justinman1226

Aug. 14, 2010

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sirgoodguy

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) COME ON 100 NUKES AND THEN I GET A UFO TO TAKE ME AWAY :(

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Squirtle, Dugtrio, Moltres. was this game designer a pokemon trainer?

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i ratr dis 1000/0.0000000000000000000000000001

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Squirtle! I choose you! Squirtle, Squirtle! Squirtle use Fly and Rollout! Squirtle?

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) poor turtle he has been NUKED for crying out loud he is SUPER TURTLE © he has BEEN shot out of a TANK he has landed on bombs spikes goumbas and BY a big guy holding a cain saw yet he can get up he use a jet back will strap on a CHEST BOMB wat is wrong with this turtle he must of gotten a taste of the stuff the hulk had my god

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yellowcookiem

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The turtle in the beginning looks like a squirtle. :D

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) When all else fails, spam nukes. Great lesson; let's hope our world leaders don't play this game.

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) just shot golden gun......... then i said i am not worthy i am not worthy

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) poor turtle...

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i love this game!

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) MY TURTLE MOVES AT 10000 FEET PER SECOND :D

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) made it to 2999993 feet and i was hit by spikes....

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Also, as an addition to my previous comment, in the medals section, it says "gotta collect 'em all", a pokemon reference. Also, the birds you hit while in the air sometimes look like pellipers, from pokemon 3rd generation+

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Gaiz, I think the turtle is supposed to look like squirtle. You know, the helpers are "loosely" (I used the word "loosely" very loosely, ironically enough) Based on the super mario series. I s'pose it could also be a koopa, but what the heck, squirtle's good enough for me.

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 26,366,683 with 58 nukes left and im going for the "i like turtles badge" and i bloody get abducted my a UFO??!?!?!? are you serious... ha, wow FML

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The start menu it looks like Squirtle :o.

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Pokemon abuse is a serious issue!

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) AWESOME!!!!

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

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Gagerdude

Aug. 14, 2010

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

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deleteduser

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) OMG AT THE TITLE SCREEN HE LOOKS LIKE A MUSCULAR SQUIRTLE!!!

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runecairn

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i propose an around the world badge at 5 million feet

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Novica89

Aug. 14, 2010

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deleteduser

Aug. 13, 2010

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deleteduser

Aug. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) maybe in the second one u could put a speedometer

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deleteduser

Aug. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) IF chuck norris were to die, he would come back as one of these

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deleteduser

Aug. 13, 2010

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Aug. 13, 2010

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