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TIPS on how to reach 3 million ft distance. You need, 80 Nukes, Chest Bomb, Golden Gun, Tank, Missile, and just Pure Luck...
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How'd that joke get -2? Did no one get it? The turtle gets blown up by nukes, shot into space, maimed and tortured, but you get money. Obviously, the game takes place in Soviet Russia. Because only there do hospital bills pay you.
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"Sir, a single, awesome, golden gun has been invented for the military!" "Give the only one to this random turtle that shoots itself out of cannons!"
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:O go to the I Like Turtles badge and click on the period after the word "it" and it will bring you to the YouTube video Zombie Kid Likes Turtles!
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I give you 4/5 cause sometimes my turtle goes straight through money bags and enemies and the game doesn't recognize the hit.
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I love this game, took a little time to get 3 000 000 feet =P give it 5/5. But the turtle is a bit dumb, why he won't go into hi's shell, completely safe there!
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it kind of seems like there is some kind of magnet in the spikes, whenever i find myself barely missing a spike, suddenly i've been pulled backwards into the spikes =(
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AMAZING! Even though there is no gravitational pull in outer space, my turtle can magicly fly back to the surface again after being blasted into space by a tank! :D