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Turtle: alright i can do this! (gets in cannon) LETS ROCK!!(gets fired in the air) *hits a spike on a baloon* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (EPIC FAIL) lol ;)
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lol How many copyright infringements does this game have? Nonetheless, it is mind blasting; easily blows the competition away (Puns intended).
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In the time this game was loading, al Queda was defeated, the tensions in the middle east stopped, a cure for cancer was found, the war in Afghanistan ended, and then i got my laptop and started playing this game.
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I was worried about how long it would take to farm enough cash to buy nukes to hit 3 million feet. Lo and and behold without a single nuke I fly 3,077,360.3 ft! The $522,816 in cash will buy me plenty of nukes I don't need!
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i wish i didnt have to be him. i'd have to suffer from game violence then afterward act like i wasnt injured after being launched into spikes 1,000,000 time being launched to oblivion to the stars and sun, get chain sawed, buy wepons to kill myself (or at least try to), and still do it again like you wasnt hurt the llast time you got slugged 1,000,000 feet......