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if this turtle entered hell and came out i could almost guarenty hed still be alive(well ofcorse he would.u hav 2 die be4 u enter hell!)
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The jeeps have strong tires: I haven't seen a jeep with a flat tire yet, but they sure roll on all the road spikes ahead!
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troll physics: you hit a chainsaw and it throws you forward, and when car hits turtle, car explodes throwing you even farther
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come on little turtle. we've just been bombed about 50 times, got hit by 20 chainsaws, shot with a golden gun who nows how may times, and nuked 5 times. you can't give up now, i haven't broken my best distance.
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who hates when someone takes a moving profile pic and makes it theresand said they made it cause 100 other people after the day i made this people just take it and i hate it alot
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What kind of sadistic and demented person would keep on putting this cute little turtle into a cannon and shooting him OVER and OVER and OVER again? :(
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OMG considering the damage done to the poor turtle, his hospital bill would be over $4,000,000.53 Geez I know im not paying that... but still playing game though excellent game 5/5
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Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.