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My friends don't let me near their turtles. Even my dogs back away from me when I go up to them. I keep on telling them the cannon in the back garden isn't for shooting dogs...
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The Turtle Science Authority is not responsible for any deaths caused by retarded turtles who have nothing better to do than to research the latest, most dangerous for of transport....
the goomba-stompin', banana-flicking,weegee-staring, and most definitely spiky....
Cannon-go-boom-boom.
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Tip; Use the ultimate golden gun & Tank should help you at least get 1.5M or 2M but then when you run out of bullets then rest do Nukes at least 120nukes just to be safe then you should be able too and yes it will take a while
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This is a tip to get the 3m ft. Get to a point where you got the good upgrades and are getting lots of money, then just spam nukes. When I got the medal, I got exactly 100 of them and just kept spamming nukes lol
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i used the medium cannon, you know, the one before the golden one? and i shot the perfect shot, strait at the ground, got a weegee, AND rupophobia
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needs shortcuts for the useable items, whenever my mouse leaves the game screen the game freezes or runs incredibly slow.
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Such celebration when I thought I'd crossed the 3,000,000 feet mark. Only to discover I was only one tenth, one tenth!, of the way there at 300,000!
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Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.