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Turtle:I am ready! Goomba:Are you sure? Turtle:Oh yeah! I can't even die! Goomba:Why? Turtle:I have a she-*BANG*SHELLLLLL!!! Goomba:Too late.*looks up**watches Turtle fly back*AAAAAHH!!! *Turtle splats Goomba* *Turtle's shell breaks*
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2897801 feet later, the turtle hits a FREAKING SPIKE BALLOON.
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what does not make sense is the fact that he is all bloody and bruised when he is in flight but when he is not in flight he is just fine like take a deep breath and you will be healed
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Why are over 6,000,000 people beating up this poor, little turtle again? Just saying, some games in this world are so fun, but once you think about them, they make no sense.
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A good game for me. 4/5. The WASD are almost useless if you ask me. The graphics are good and the music isn't terribly annoying either.
After getting both golden gun, golden cannon, and missile you can pretty much get the hard badge without anything else. My best using just these three is about 2.6 million feet. The only thing that stops me is the flying spikes. Very rarely does anything else stop me.
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@Forgived. No way you need that many nukes dude. If you let the turtle bounce once after each shot with the best gun, you get easily over 2,000,000. Each nuke gets you at least 100,000, so you need only ten nukes tops.
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I spent 20 minutes looking for the secret button, which i found between the words on the sign of blast and co. The button just showed the credits.
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A strong man once climbed a ladder slowly, grabbing only the next level of guns and upgrades. It took him a long time to reach the top, the tank. As he reached for the controls, a wise man purchased the golden gun WITHOUT buying the bazooka, and shot the strong man, taking his tank. The point is, save up for the best!
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Ok i played this before i had a Kongregate account,got the tank and stuff,I came to see if i had my stuff and i DID!!!
I launched ONCE and when i landed I unlocked 3 badges!!
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Has anyone noticed the . at the end of the achievement "I like turtles" has a link to the "I Like Turtles" youtube video?
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Just got "I like turtles" badge, i bought like 100 nukes though, I thought at first it was only 1 nuke that you could buy :/ Power to the gamers! xD