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Assuming this is an average weight box turtle of about 350 grams, exiting the tank at around 7000 meters per second, this little guy has over 8.5 million joules of kinetic energy. Which promptly hits a balloon secured floating spike and stops in 0 feet of space. I'd have never guessed that balloons could have absorbed megajoules of energy flawlessly.
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It is kind of sad how something this violent could be so appealing to most people. Then again I don't really care since this game is so epic!!!
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On the "I Like Turtles" Badge's description, click the underlined red period. It will take you to a youtube video for you to watch real quick.
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okay not exactly toss the turtle, more like violently blow it out of a cannon into space pointy spikes but whatever, their definition of 'toss', not mine
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anyone see how boring lifes description says "didnt sh*t normal objects"? also the stuff in the city on the ground looks like the bots from portal 2.
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I made 3,000,000 with only 6 nukes. and really didn't need them. My overall distance was 3,685,193 You just need to get a little lucky, I had a total of 22 shots with the Golden Gun. I got a lot of those reloads. I did have every upgrade, except the 5 hour one. Good Luck guys.
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I like this game the only problem I see is that the money is way too hard to get and you need to keep going and going to get any upgrades.
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The music in this game is epic and sounds really familiar...I think it might be from other game on Kong (Sonny maybe?). Anyone know?