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I personally did not enjoy this game. I'm happy that other people enjoy it. I just wish Kongregate would quit suggesting to me that I should play it some more.
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'Doctor: oh.. let's see.. your medical bill is (laughing).. Do u really wanna hear this?
Turtle:why? it's so bad?
Doctor: $28873444299832002+ $20000000(my tip ofc)
Turtle: OMGWTFBBQ ;'( ok i'll pay it, but at least let me take a couple more trips to pluto MUAHAHAHA'
LuV this game 6/5
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For people who have been wondering: The hidden button in the shop is between the words "Blast" and "Co.", its a question mark (?). It just shows a strange little video...
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Am I the only one who always gets a bloody end 14 time in a row (literally!) within the first two seconds of the launch? That ticked me off but overall a good game. 10/10
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Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.
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nooobustah hahaha kill all turtles use da nuke shazoooooooo ...... oh and if u need any help gettin g money use my trusty cheat engine
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Stupid question time: Where does some dude with a wooden lemonade-stand-lookin-thing get a nuke, a rocket launcher, and several high powered rockets. If anybody else is wondering, + this. WE WANT ANSWERS!!!
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Skwoiiiyyyydle!!! Looks a bit like the Tombli thing out of Final Fantasy too... makes it more gratifying somehow, hehe. Very addictive!