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when you get to a point where you're 100,000+ and the turtle hasn't hit the ground yet, you know you're just wondering... how hasn't he suffocated yet? absolutely 5/5
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DAMN!!!!!!! i was at 2.8 million feet, just got an ammo refill so i could of easily made it ...then a stupid spike hit me!!!!!
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I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sure am glad we don't pay for the turtles hospital bill what would it be like $6 000 000 000 000 000 000. 10/10 definatly.
Is there going to be 2nd please make one!!!
THANKYOU Foreverkul!
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Hard badge seems mostly luck based, i could probably get 5 million without the use of nukes, if not for me hitting air spikes every time i blast off. Not once have i ever fired and stopped through natural causes, or been forced to use a nuke to continue, i always stop when i hit a spike or UFO, usually an air spike, i see no way to realistically avoid them, i just have to hope that they randomly spawn in convenient places and let me fly the full 3 million.
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lol when the turtle gets hit so much he has bruises and blood but when at the end he doesnt get spiked or something like that all the bruises and blood goes away and sighs hes a hacking turtle! he used repair hack!!!!!
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my brother bought so many nukes like few thosuand -_- and he kept nuking the turtle so it was like forever -_- he tried to use all the nukes but that took hours
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ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so mad!!!! left for 2 days and ALL memory was GONE!!!!!!! i had gold everything!!!!!! and almost 3Mill distance!!!!!
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PENUT BUTTER JELLAY TIME PENUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PENUT BUTTER JELLY PUNUT BETTER JELLY PENUT BUTTER JELY WITH A BASBALL BAT
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wow... i just bought the gold gun.... and without buying a nuke or chest bomb i made it to 100,000 short of 3,000,000
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if you are having money issues at the start here is a little guide:
start by buying a rock pack and a big cannon for they are cheaper and will help you greatly, second thing you will need is a gun with lots of bullets Uzi is great and cheap later on change it to AK47.
now for the best shoting techinique aim you cnnon from 45 to 60 deegres and shot at max power, depending on you achivs so far you may get between 400 to 700 ft high now use he rock pack for maximum aceleration, once the rock pack is gone postion aim 5cm under the turtles maximum height and wait till it gets to the center of the Cross and shot so your turtle will keep bouncing without losing speed from the rock pack. i was able to get 40k ft with rock pack and 70k ft with jet pack without even touching the ground. with some luck you will easily be achieving very long distance and making more money than you could ever dream off
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this isn't animal abuse its just tough love. and being shot out of cannon on to spikes is the perfect way to say i love you
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great game! 9.5/10. Here's my way for getting the 3kk+ achievement. Buy the tank, golden gun, and as many nukes as you can. shoot at about a 35 degree angle. When the turtle comes down, shoot him with the gun once, then let off some nukes. I let off between 3 and 5 at a time. After the nukes, shoot the gun again. Even without an ammo pick-up, you should get enough distance to get the 3kk mark. hope this helps :)