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I wish I could fall from space, bounce to stop, and get up with a sigh to do it again :/. Maybe if I stole a turtle's shell it would work :D.
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If that was a squirtle, you'd expect it to be in a secret FOURTH evolution stage by the time you get all upgrades and past the world record, wouldn't you?
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when it says u know he secretly likes it in 1 of the acheivements i think he doesnt no one would lik being killed by spikes ufos bananas guys wit chain saws bombs and gets launched by a tank. He probably HATES his life.
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on the start 2000 ft me : "woah"
next 5 shots 9000 ft me : "i'm so good" -_-
then i watched my achievements 3'ooo'ooo O.o that's imossible
today 3'110'935 that was hard
one of the best games i ever played
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I've got a tip for getting really far distances. Fire your cannon at the ground then use the rock jet pack and shoot the turtle with your gun. You should get 20000 ft +
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for those who want to know, the secrect button is a question mark between the Blast (button) Co. on top of the shop :)
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Holy crap has anyboyd gotten lottery ticket in there stats when you finish? it says its a 1/1000 drop chance and gives you 1000 dollars no joke. Look it up if you dont believe me Lol
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xD i shot my turtle with the first cannon you ever get he flew up then when he hit the ground he immediatly hit spikes.
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I love the bizarre world that's created here. A masked guy with a chainsaw is "Dad"? :) But really, this game kicks ass. I've started over like 4 times now.
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click on the red period at the end of the I like turtles badge and prepare to laugh your brains out then stick it back in.