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mom why cant i fly like that turtle?your to young for that sweety? well dad can fly so why cant i? *suck* well you dont have a jetpack! i go buy one bye!*mom* wait what!?!?!?
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WTF!!!!! >.< cant get 100 miles and i have been playing for like a year and only had like 80 miles *sigh* maybe its becuz i suck frikin ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I noticed a weird glitch where if a round ends with the turtle getting abducted you can't click on the gun section the next time you go to the shop
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this is what happens when you want turtle soup but you only have a cannon and a slingshot and a shopkeeper with nukes and ak47s
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shop man: HEY kids! come on over here! wanna try out my new tank shooter? Kids: is it safe? turtle: sure watch this! *gets in cannon and shoots* Kids: yay! turtle has coolaid in it!!!
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The Tank Can shoot 50000 feet within 10 second or 15 second .Golden gun shoot the turtle higher than the other guns.This two Weapon are Best Weapon in this game
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first jump on a new game i got 3066 feet distance, phew lucky i don't have to pay for his heart replacement (spikes :( )
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i`ve got the 3 mio without 5 hour ... just a little bit luck -... let him hit the ground 3 time when you have the golden gun ;) then you only need 3 re charge :) and so you get it
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I love the pro tip, "Use your gun to shoot the turtle away from obstacles!". Haha, like you can do that when he's flying 1,000 miles an hour through space...