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The cake is a lie. In the city ruins location, you can see a turret in the background, glowing. No wonder he's different.
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Guys, stop with all the philosophic questions. It's a launcher game featuring a turtle. How realisti did you expect it to be?
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I must ask:
Why in the world is a turtle capable of buying a rocket, a tank, a God-like, futuristic, pistol-thing, and over 100 nuclear bombs? This turtle can single-handedly initiate the Apocalypse and destroy the world whenever he so wishes.
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You hit the ground so many times... you're completely bleeding. Then when you sigh, it's like nothing happened at all... O_O