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Hey kids, you know that pokemon Squirtle? You know how almost no real harm comes to it on the show? Well, this is what the show on TV doesn't show..... Squirtle getting the crap beat out of him, thus ultimately resulting in death, most of the time! :P Killing Squirtle is fun, so this is obviously a great game! :D
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I think I understand the plot, as a veteran of this game.:
Bowser's 7 Koopa Kids died 2 years ago. Bowser jr. died 6 months ago. They were all killed by Mario. Bowser just had his wimpiest baby. To ensure he survives, he's put him on a training course for immediate escape. This way if he's near dying he'll know how to use his surroundings to get away as fast as possible!
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Hate those stupid balloon spikes!! and uh... why do the goomba's (that's right, i know what they are) have p-e-n-i-s's?
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pretty easy just aim for the golden gun the tank not the gold one the one next to it and get a rocket and get the nuclear thingy about 40 YAY I GOT THE LAST BADGE
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ahh, nothing says you love your new pet turtle like staping a jet rocket and a bomb to him, firing him out of the newgrounds tank, shooting him up with the ultimate golden gun and droping a few nukes on him just to get him 2,999,998 ft. dont you thinks so to?
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@frizb.. if you get the 1 hour play, 2 hour play and 5 hour play you really notice the upgrades and yes u do get upgrades from the medals
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ha ha you all think this is hard i have golden gun with tank jet pack and i can go forever if i buy enough nukes because i went for hours once so just keep buying things and you will get the achievement