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AndyBPWN

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) DON READ THIS OUT LOUD! GIRL DIED IN 1993, A MAN BURIED HER IN HER OWN homewhen she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as heburied her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this littlegirl. In the middle of the night she will stand at the side of your bedstarring straight int your ey...es.......She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. This story is sadlytrue. Ifyou post this 5 differnt times she will not bother you Thanks for the comment... sorry i posted that im just doing it to save my own ass

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AndyBPWN

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) DON READ THIS OUT LOUD! GIRL DIED IN 1993, A MAN BURIED HER IN HER OWN homewhen she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as heburied her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this littlegirl. In the middle of the night she will stand at the side of your bedstarring straight int your ey...es.......She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. This story is sadlytrue. Ifyou post this 5 differnt times she will not bother you Thanks for the comment... sorry i posted that im just doing it to save my own ass

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AndyBPWN

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) DON READ THIS OUT LOUD! GIRL DIED IN 1993, A MAN BURIED HER IN HER OWN homewhen she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as heburied her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this littlegirl. In the middle of the night she will stand at the side of your bedstarring straight int your ey...es.......She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. This story is sadlytrue. Ifyou post this 5 differnt times she will not bother you Thanks for the comment... sorry i posted that im just doing it to save my own ass

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deleteduser

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) One of the best games I've ever played :D I wonder if they got the idea from nanaca crash+ or some game just like that..

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OBEYz

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) comment youtube.com/MonkeyMadeOfCoal channel for 3 subs trust me it works!

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luke244

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) C0PY THIS MESSAGE T0 5 0THER GAMES T0 WIN 500 P0INTS. LIMITED TIME 0FFER. ENDS 0N DECEMBER 31st @ 11:59 PM Thanks for the comment!

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luke244

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) C0PY THIS MESSAGE T0 5 0THER GAMES T0 WIN 500 P0INTS. LIMITED TIME 0FFER. ENDS 0N DECEMBER 31st @ 11:59 PM Thanks for the comment!

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poopip

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) C0PY THIS MESSAGE T0 5 0THER GAMES T0 WIN 500 P0INTS. LIMITED TIME 0FFER. ENDS 0N DECEMBER 31st @ 11:59 PM Thanks for the comment!

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deleteduser

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) all goombas go away at 300,000ft

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Rickmaster7

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) secret button in menu, (its between Blast ? C.O) the ? is the button click it and u see the awesome part

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SORRYFUL

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) HI

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deleteduser

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) The only thing about this game I /don't/ like is the air spikes. It's great to see my little turtle be on a roll and hit some air spike that you don't have time to react to dodge. It's a killjoy, but still gets a 5/5.

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UH016

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) my best: 2,515,236

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Rickmaster7

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) UFO got me D;

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Rickmaster7

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) spammers.

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gamepowner12

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) DON READ THIS OUT LOUD! GIRL DIED IN 1993, A MAN BURIED HER IN HER OWN homewhen she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as heburied her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this littlegirl. In the middle of the night she will stand at the side of your bedstarring straight int your ey...es.......She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. This story is sadlytrue. Ifyou post this 5 differnt times she will not bother you Thanks for the comment... sorry i posted that im just doing it to save my own ass! Thanks for the comment!

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vama

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) loved the game! 5 stars for 3 hours of my life :)

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deleteduser

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 5.5 mil whoops :P

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deleteduser

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) nice with 200 nukes and my awesome canon and golden pistol i made it to 55 milion feet xD

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cewyjedi

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) if u use the old jet pack and hit an explosion on the ground or in air u will go instantly to 1000 ft in air

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Falchawn

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Somehow I managed to get nearly 4 million feet...

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deleteduser

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 12001973.1 best distance, copied and pasted from the game ^^ took forever and after 10,000,000 theres no more things to hit, just an empty level

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deleteduser

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) nice game but let me introduce you another game. its called "Erepublik" and you can work and fight in wars there, get involved in politics or build up your own company for example! just use my this if you want to join:(erepublik.com/en/referrer/Gasman86). Just copy link. The power of the countries depends on their citizens, so join and support your country! For example at the moment there are two huge antagonistic alliances: Hungary/Russia/Brazil/Serbia/UK/Germany against USA/Croatia/Canada/Poland/Sweden. The Game currently features 10 languages (ENG/GER/FRA/ITA/HUN/SPA/SWE/POR/ROM/RUS)! The first things you need to do there are: get a job in a company and work there, upload an avatar and train to raise your strength. Then buy some food and login again at the next day. At the begin you have not much possibilities to be honest BUT: Every level you gain you have more possibilities!

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gallardo4144

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) COPY AND THIS MESSAGE TO 8 OTHER GAMES FOR -800 EXTRA POINTS

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the_melon

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i love this game its sooooo addicting but there should be more badges cos they are all so easy to get

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orca912

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) COPY AND THIS MESSAGE TO 8 OTHER GAMES FOR -800 EXTRA POINTS

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deleteduser

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) why is this game so addicting? DAMN

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warriorskiller2

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) omg i got to space?!!?!?!100000 to up

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junkyardboy

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Flarran, get real.

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junkyardboy

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) COPY AND THIS MESSAGE TO 8 OTHER GAMES FOR 800 EXTRA POINTS

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deleteduser

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 3.4 million feet best, got bored and stopped on purpose, could've hit more than 5 mill if i wanted to, hawhawhaw

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MisterJR

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 4897723 feet s such an addicting game. x)

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tridda1

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) A PENIS DIED IN 1993, A IDIOT BURIED IT IN It's OWN EYEBALL IT was still alive. The murderer chanted, "ROFLROFLROFLMAO" as he raped it. Now that you have read the this gay piece of crap, you will meet this little dick. In the middle of the night it will stand at the... side of your bedstarring straight int you.......it will rape you like it was raped. This story is sadly FUBAR. Ifyou post this 5 differnt times you are a fag

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zsnakejake

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Yesssss! 3 million! I had the gold gun, and halfway through I got a reload so I only even used 10 nukes. Woohoo!

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mavpar

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I GOT ABDUCTED BY A UFO!!!!!

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james9000

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) dude stop posting those stupid chain letters ive read a million of them and guess what im sitll here

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tyraniking

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) yeah!!!!!!!1i made it to 4.000.000feet

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flamer2004

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I GOT 100 nukes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and all the badges

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ArchSlayer100

Dec. 21, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) cool game 4/5

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ZeHolyPeanut

Dec. 20, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Getting the hard badge was lots of fun ;) Congrats to all those who have as weel :]

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buttonhunter1234

Dec. 20, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) C0PY THIS MESSAGE T0 5 0THER GAMES T0 WIN 500 P0INTS. LIMITED TIME 0FFER. ENDS 0N DECEMBER 31st @ 11:59 PM

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layneprec

Dec. 20, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I love how that kid says they stole that music from C.C. even though newgrounds created castel crashers and the music.

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kulangot13

Dec. 20, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) hahaha..cool game...i have plenty of nuke left.. but an air spike caught me in the air .. hahaha. but i reached 3490453ft..

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deleteduser

Dec. 20, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) This game has stolen so many sound effects from other games. Pretty pathetic.

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Francyboy

Dec. 20, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) this comment is so awesome it has been flagged by your dad

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Rashkia

Dec. 20, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) is it me or does the turtle at the click start screen look like squirtle

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deleteduser

Dec. 20, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) HAHAH i beat all of u!!!! i got 4578466 ft!!!!! took a pic of it too, lol

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ViperSean

Dec. 20, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Kickass, mah first Hard badge! :D

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cholo12345

Dec. 20, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) if you do it right a single golden gun bullet can make you go 200000 feet

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cholo12345

Dec. 20, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) yeah! 2056726 feet without nukes but with tank, golden gun and missle

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